If anyone does talk, just remember that it is a well-documented fact that Marcus78 had a 13.5 inch penis...when flaccid! Also, I have the body which will make even a Greek God envious, can screw from sunrise til' sunset, frequently arrived in a multitude of high-end sports cars and was just a bad ass in general.
The reasons for this description is two-fold: 1. I would love to be immortalized in print as such a beast of a man, and 2. It will help me remain anonymous if the police/public are pre-occupied looking for my exact opposite!