How do you know if a woman has a pimp or not?

[Hiney2do]

If there is couple of grillz on the night stand, she might have a pimp.

If there is a empty 40 bottle on the table, she might have a pimp.

If she is acting dope sick, she might have a pimp.

If you arrive at the room, have to take a number, and wait for your turn, she might have a pimp

If some guy busts in with a gun, she HAS a pimp....unless he shows you a badge, then she has a boss.

[tuckahoe]

Originally Posted by Adrianna xo

Mr Chan has me dying laughing over here!!!

All these comments are hilarious, but sadly most of it really happens.

Some pimps keep driving around the parking lot, or a neighborhood, moving from one spot to another, all the while believing themselves to be stealthy and covert, when, in fact, they just draw attention to themselves.

Would the license plate "$1 OBO" qualify as a pimp plate. It really did exist in LR.

[TechOne]

If she posts fake alerts about other providers...she may have a pimp.

If she always has vague info about other provider's alerts...she may have a pimp.

If she tries to out another provider to her family and friends...she may have a pimp.

If her shabby apartment smells like a stall blount...she may have a pimp.

If there is smoke rising from behind the shower curtain...she may have a pimp.

If she consistently misspells the same words in her ads...she may have a pimp.

[TechOne]

NOMOHO, driver wearing a fur collar coat in July, pair o' fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror

Saw this plate a few years ago on an old Caddie...damn near hit a bridge on 430 laughing so hard.

[tigerwoods61]

If she is not the 32DD blonde that you expected to arrive most likely she has a pimp.

[Your Ebony Dream]

Well Theres A Very Known Verified Provider On Here Who Has A Pimp ... Yet She Has No Tramp Stamp.No Crowns & No Black BMW Its Actually Blue. Yet This Provider Has All Yes Reviews &Surprisingly Enough She's Kinda Older ... I've Seen No Alerts On Her Except For The Fact That She's A Provider & Her and her friend have an "agency" that only 2 girls work at and the "Booker" is a light skinned tattooed black guy ...

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by AmberDoll

Well Theres A Very Known Verified Provider On Here Who Has A Pimp ... Yet She Has No Tramp Stamp.No Crowns & No Black BMW Its Actually Blue. Yet This Provider Has All Yes Reviews &Surprisingly Enough She's Kinda Older ... I've Seen No Alerts On Her Except For The Fact That She's A Provider & Her and her friend have an "agency" that only 2 girls work at and the "Booker" is a light skinned tattooed black guy ...

Since you've only been here for about 4 months, you probably don't know that it's not really cool to post personal info. Like what kind of car someone drives.

Most of the top ladies here are "kinda older." Surprising? You make that sound like a bad thing.

[Guest081013-1]

LMAO.... wow.. all great points... keep em coming.. so I know what to look for.. so I can steer clear of these types of gullible.. naive girls.

[Mr.Chan]

Originally Posted by AmberDoll

Well Theres A Very Known Verified Provider On Here Who Has A Pimp ... Yet She Has No Tramp Stamp.No Crowns & No Black BMW Its Actually Blue. Yet This Provider Has All Yes Reviews &Surprisingly Enough She's Kinda Older ... I've Seen No Alerts On Her Except For The Fact That She's A Provider & Her and her friend have an "agency" that only 2 girls work at and the "Booker" is a light skinned tattooed black guy ...

When lovely lady attend more classes in school,of life she will no doubt learn the beauty of phrase like " gracefully mature" ,"classic" "experienced" and "honored"
That which is begun by Mother Nature is perfected by Father Time.

[Your Ebony Dream]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Since you've only been here for about 4 months, you probably don't know that it's not really cool to post personal info. Like what kind of car someone drives.

Most of the top ladies here are "kinda older." Surprising? You make that sound like a bad thing.

Well I Guess You Must Know The Provider I Speak Of To Know Whos Car I Was Talking About???
Did I Post Her Make Model & License Number No . . . Saying Somebody Drives A Blue Car Would Be Personal If I Posted Her Name
And I Was Speaking On Her Pimps Car Because She Doesn't Have One

And As Far As Me Saying "Kinda Older" I Meant Shes Old Enough To Know Better Than To Have A Pimp




MR CHAN - Calling Yourself Mature, Experienced, Or 52 Years Young Doesnt Change The Fact That In My Eyes Your "old". Also, If This Lady Was "Mature or Experienced" In Any Way I Would Think She Doesnt Need A Pimp

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by AmberDoll

Well I Guess You Must Know The Provider I Speak Of To Know Whos Car I Was Talking About???
Did I Post Her Make Model & License Number No . . . Saying Somebody Drives A Blue Car Would Be Personal If I Posted Her Name
And I Was Speaking On Her Pimps Car Because She Doesn't Have One

And As Far As Me Saying "Kinda Older" I Meant Shes Old Enough To Know Better Than To Have A Pimp

Yeah, I think I know who you're slandering. She's a nice girl, I've been doing the reference thing with her for a couple of years. Her personal business is no more my business than it is yours.

Originally Posted by AmberDoll

MR CHAN - Calling Yourself Mature, Experienced, Or 52 Years Young Doesnt Change The Fact That In My Eyes Your "old"...

Congratulations, sweetie. You've just alienated the largest portion of your target audience. If I were you, I'd prioritize acquiring a little couth. It can come in just as handy as maturity and experience.

[Your Ebony Dream]

Thanks For Verifying She Has Pimp ...

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by AmberDoll

Thanks For Verifying She Has Pimp ...

Instead of putting words in my mouth, why don't you put a sock in yours?

[urhuckleberry]

Wow. An entertaining thread turns into another shit storm. How did that happen? Welcome to Arkansas?

You can't come into a small community and insult some of the most respected members without expecting consequences.

This thread will remain as memorial of someone who shit in their proverbial mess kit.

Now get back on the original topic or move along.

Huck

P.S. - If this comment is over anyone's head, just PM me.

[Guest032112]

Originally Posted by urhuckleberry

. . .P.S. - If this comment is over anyone's head, just PM me.

Huck, Just 'cause the lights are on, doesn't mean anybody's home . . .