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Old 02-11-2025, 09:54 PM   #16
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Sawdust maker?
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Old 02-11-2025, 11:27 PM   #17
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naw i say woodcutter..

cool thing about the trim woodcutters is they come in after the framing is done and there's a roof overhead..

sorry bout that framers..

master woodcutters? now that's something to brag about..
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woodpulp, woodpecker?
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Old 02-11-2025, 11:35 PM   #19
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Wood sander man
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hard-wood fuckers, maybe?
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Old 02-11-2025, 11:50 PM   #21
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Chip of the ole block.
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Old 02-12-2025, 01:42 AM   #22
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Sandman send me a dream.. make him the
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hard-wood fuckers, maybe?

Hardwood & Hardware dept has nuts & screws

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Chip of the ole block.
Let the chips fall where they may
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Old 02-12-2025, 04:47 AM   #23
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Why did the carpenter make two night stands?
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so there wouldn't be a 1 night stand?

no fun when you have to stand alone


I'm "up in the air" about
night stands for 2

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Old 02-12-2025, 06:08 AM   #25
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Yes the 1 night stand punchline.

Why did the carpenter's girlfriend hang his tool belt on the bed post?
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Old 02-12-2025, 06:10 AM   #26
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Why did the carpenter make two night stands?
cause the first night stand was just that. fucking. good..
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Old 02-12-2025, 06:18 AM   #27
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Busty already won that one.

From ECG
Why are a female butcher, a female carpenter, and a cowgirl similar?
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Old 02-12-2025, 06:36 AM   #28
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OK coffee's on and a couple other gals are over to pick out a few calves to move to over to their place and want in on this.....

From the NYCttee gal:
Why don't cowgirls play poker?

From the stage seamstress:
What type of note do you write a guy you're dumping?

From both, to a guy (what does this mean):
Are you up for team roping?

From me:
Why do I not need pick up lines?

From ECG:
Why do I take the spurs off my boots?
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Old 02-12-2025, 06:40 AM   #29
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ummm,she needed a screw or she was role playing with his tool belt....I don't know
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Wanted to get nailed, but wanted to get screwed is a valid answer.
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