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Originally Posted by winn dixie
Hardly!
Ive tried and tried with Alyssa and she turns me down.
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Originally Posted by winn dixie
Im heart broken. Im so smitten with Alyssa and she wont give me the time of day! Ive tried and tried. Never been rejected. Ohh the humanity!
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Winn, you are a dating guru, but your expertise is in post menopausal women who no longer ovulate. Your advice is sound, and the next time I'm dating an 81 year old cougar like Nancy Pelosi, I'll refer back to your thoughts on this board.
If you're having problems with Alyssa, maybe you need a bit of help with younger women. Well, I took a "How to Pick up Younger Women" class with the master of peacocking, Mystery himself, and I'm here to share with you what I've learned.
You must use evolutionary psychology. The modern woman is the product of tens of thousands of years of dog-eat-dog evolution, and you should use that to your advantage.
Lesson 1: Commitment. Five thousand years ago when we were living in caves, it didn't make sense for a woman to bang a man if he were going to leave just after copulation and then move onto the next conquest. She wouldn't have him around to help raise and protect her children, who could pass on her DNA when they breed some day. So, show some commitment. Instead of telling her you'd like to visit with her for an hour, tell her you'd like to see her for three or four hours.
Lesson 2: Resources. In the old days if you wanted to bang a woman, you'd bring along a present, something like a dead javelina. This would provide the woman with a welcome source of protein, enhancing her chances of survival until the meat went bad. Of course today if you were to bring a dead animal on your first date, the woman would think you're strange. After all, we have grocery stores. A vehicle would be a good substitute. From what we know about Alyssa she's elegant, very sexy, but practical. I might suggest you give her a Cadillac Escalade, the Sport Package. I believe the 2021 model has the same 6.2 L V8 as the Corvette. So while it's sporty and elegant it's also very good for hauling things or just tooling around town. Black is always a good color. Tell Alyssa you'll be bringing one as a gift and I'm sure that will improve the chances she'll see you.
Lesson 3. Bring food. While the dead javelina is out, the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach. We know that Alyssa is fit and eats healthy, so maybe something like salmon and vegetables would be a good choice. But who knows, she may hate fish. The best strategy is to ask her if you could bring her something to eat from her favorite restaurant when you talk to her.
Follow this recipe and success will be yours.
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