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09-28-2019, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by FunMonday
Hey look on the bright side. Not much of a pregnancy risk. I wish all women would make us use the back door while the front is having scheduled maintenance.
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You can use the thick slimy blood from the front door to lubricate the backdoor. Can make is seem like she's bleeding from both
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09-28-2019, 09:02 AM
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Location: DFW Texas
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My SO and I were on a long trip in Arkansas and it was getting late and I noticed a billboard for a Best Western claiming they had water beds. We never fucked in a water bed and always wanted to so we stopped for the night and checked into the room all horny as hell. I did a lot of foreplay to warm her up, fingering, daty and didn't notice anything. Put her in the doggie position and then Aunt Flo visited. Ruined what could have been a great night.
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09-28-2019, 09:27 AM
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09-28-2019, 12:48 PM
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Location: USA
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A woman should know she is on her period
and she has the DUTY to inform her partner
IN ADVANCE that she is on her period
and give him a chance to back out of sexual activities involving the vagina.
But many of them DON'T!!
YET they are ALL very good at telling us
IN ADVANCE
when they have a BLOODY HEADACHE
which 99.9999% of the time it's a FUCKING LIE on their part,
an EXCUSE to back out of PUTTING OUT
AFTER getting
a nice dinner, money, gifts, cars, house, wedding out of us!
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09-28-2019, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 17, 2014
Location: USA
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Originally Posted by Go4it
Yep - Women have a way of surprising you like that. Had a grand time dining at the Y and on my way back up she asked "Is my tampax still in?"
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She didn't tell you ahead of time,
I guess she thought you needed more
FIBER
in your diet.
Was it a regular Tampax or a Tampax PURE?
The Tampax PURE is made of organic cotton as opposed to regular Tampax that is made of regular cotton.
Organic supposedly is healthier for you.
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09-28-2019, 02:34 PM
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(V)ery(I)mportant(P)ussy
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Luckily my BC keeps me from ever having this problem. Haven’t had one in years, makes it’s so easy to just do it anytime I want to lol
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09-28-2019, 09:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 17, 2019
Location: USA
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Sorry. What is BC please?
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09-28-2019, 10:09 PM
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Sorry. What is BC please?
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Birth control.
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09-28-2019, 10:20 PM
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Hiatus Nov20-Dec25
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Not had one in years ,, makes it not ever a issuer any more .
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09-28-2019, 10:26 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Originally Posted by CG2014
A woman should know she is on her period
and she has the DUTY to inform her partner
IN ADVANCE that she is on her period
and give him a chance to back out of sexual activities involving the vagina.
But many of them DON'T!!
YET they are ALL very good at telling us
IN ADVANCE
when they have a BLOODY HEADACHE
which 99.9999% of the time it's a FUCKING LIE on their part,
an EXCUSE to back out of PUTTING OUT
AFTER getting
a nice dinner, money, gifts, cars, house, wedding out of us!
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You obviously do not know or understand the female anatomy.
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09-28-2019, 10:39 PM
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Location: Broklyn NY
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Just one word....YUMMY
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09-28-2019, 11:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 7, 2010
Location: Planet Earth
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Originally Posted by pyramider
You obviously do not know or understand the female anatomy.
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Are you saying that CG2014 is not actually an OB-GYN? With all of his "expert" opinions about the female anatomy, I always just assumed he was one. LOL
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09-29-2019, 12:06 AM
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Join Date: Apr 7, 2009
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To be quite honest, because she had the tampax in, there wasn't any blood flowing. As I was dining, I noticed something kept getting wrapped around my tongue but couldn't figure out what the fuck it was. After she asked me to check and see if it was still in, it quickly became apparent that damn string was what I was feeling. (It was our first time together --- naturally in the dark --- so I didn't see or look at anything very closely) I reached down --- found the string --- pulled it out -- replaced it with my dick and had a marvelous time.
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09-29-2019, 08:12 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 20, 2010
Location: Arlington
Posts: 430
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Q: What do vampires call a tampon?
A: A CORK!!
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09-29-2019, 08:15 AM
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Join Date: Apr 20, 2010
Location: Arlington
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Once had a RW GF start as we were fucking. She licked me clean! I miss her....
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