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Originally Posted by ben dover
So anything new to report?
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does this July eXXXtrememely Hot joke fit the bill
edited a bit ta fit in Better
A man was cheating on prego squeeze toy
One day when out with yet another slutty whore.
The play was exhausting and both fell asleep
Awaking many hours later he threw on his clothes
he told the hooker take my shoes outside and rub them in
grass and dirt
Mystified she did so nonetheless
ah forgetting to put anything on
(the hood reaction is another story, but most will heal from cutting their lawn mishaps)
anyways
walks in ta home and prego live in acting wife like
asks WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN
Darling I can't lie to you
was out fucking hookers without you again
and well it was so good we fell asleep
she looks down at shoes and said
you lying bastard
you've been playing golf .again
going to strip club for a root beer. only 3 all late 2 more 11:30 as leaving was so worth the trip ta read the jokes in that rag
.......buy him a membership or two
