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Originally Posted by oldpun
I see two women regularly. One is very vocal and noisy. The other makes no noise at all but shows appreciation in other ways. The first lady makes me think I must be a revival preacher because of the number of times she evokes God and Jesus Christ. I asked the second girl why she was so quiet. She told me her initial sex experiences were with the boy next door that would sneak in through her window so she had to be quiet and not alert her parents.
Another woman I see when she travels through purrs like a cat.
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Sounds like your Sundays are even more sinful than the ones I advertise. With those type of sermons I'm sure any woman would enjoy having you as their preacher. Very very nice!