serious topic here have any of the men on this forum ever suffered a penile fracture and what was the outcome

[satan666]

yeah i didn't either b drag still waiting to hear back from the surgeon scheduler wish they would hurry up i don't like having a blown rod!

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by satan666

i know weird topic! was just interested to see what the outcome is. just looking for some insight ladies and gents if you have any knowledge about it please share. if its a privacy thing you can pm so its not on the open board!

needless to say old Satan666 is out of commission for a bit!

I was on my motorcycle [R1] going 35 mph with a provider on the back we were a mile away from the hotel room and i had a hardon from hell .

well a car hit me head on and on that style of bike all the blunt of the impact hit me right in the crotch [ it aint called a crotch rocket for nothing] .

The tank i still have and a perfect out lined shape of my erect penis is smashed into the steel ,no shit if you poured jello in it and put the tank in the fridge ,well you get the picture ,

When the Bambulance got on scene They [ the police ] restrained me against my will I was mad as hell my fun time got ruined and my mint bike got smashed

so at the the hospital they kept trying to get close to penis to insert needles and asses the situation ,I told the nurse and the doctor i would get my hand free and that in the dictionary there would be my picture under the word combative if they so much as stick one needle in my penis

I finally got one hand free and ripped of the neck brace and got my other hand free also then it was on like donkey kong

No less then 6 are 7 security guards from the hospital tackled me but i got to sign out against medical advise .

Mine healed .

fuck those doctors .

24 K $ for 3 and a half hours in the ER and all they wanted to do was stick needles in my dick .

Dont go to the DR ,

PM if you like

[lovethickgirls]

Oh man I feel your pain brother this happened to me in high school while vigorously pounding my gf lol it slipped out and stabbed into her pelvic bone folded backwards and made a pop followed by excruciating pain but after a surgery and a short recovery time it was good as new and there’s barely even a scar anymore but best of luck man I’m sure everything will be fine but good luck on the little mans speedy recovery

[jp194657]

Missionary is safest position. Gal on top or extreme masterbation can also cause this fracture to happen

[satan666]

if mish were an option yeah! and the only extreme masturbaters i use have females attached to them!

[Phredej]

Holy Diver Googling ailments will only frighten you. If I had to bet Id go with modern medicine to get you pretty well back to normal. Hope you have speedy recovery.

[satan666]

had surgery today be back in the saddle in 6 weeks!

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Good to hear, satan! Glad it went well.

EDIT: Did they have to put it in a splint? After it heals, do you get to keep the splint? Might come in handy as you age, y'know....

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by satan666

had surgery today be back in the saddle in 6 weeks!

Braver man than iam .
But i hope you have a speedy recovery !

[Enchanterlingum]

Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

Good to hear, satan! Glad it went well.

EDIT: Did they have to put it in a splint? After it heals, do you get to keep the splint? Might come in handy as you age, y'know....

A tongue depressor and electrical tape: the original Viagra

[royamcr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEOrdviNeTg

[satan666]

didn't do mine that way guess its good we live in merica instead of some third world country!

[royamcr]

Originally Posted by satan666

didn't do mine that way guess its good we live in merica instead of some third world country!

lol ya that guy got peeled like a banana.

[satan666]

Two more weeks the sutures have healed minimal scarring! although i have felt a tightness the past week in the fracture area. i just hope there is no girth abnormalities now and that it hasn't affected the length of my rod!

thanks to all for the wishes for speedy recovery.

[satan666]

so for anyone interested there was speculation of cost to get surgery! my surgery was done at ku med by a surgeon specializing in peronies and pre insurance the total cost was $883.60 balance due to me is $39.94.

i was shocked i figured i would be hit with at least a few grand! so if this unfortunate incident happens to any of my brethren go see your urologist! much better to have a specialist rather than leave it to chance.