Charlie Sheen--Poor Pathetic Loser!

[dogsmack]

Originally Posted by TexasT

Y'know, the guy makes $2 million a week, parties like he's 21 and hangs out with the A-list of porn starlets. Seems like if he'd find some love anywhere, it would be on ECCIE. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of our regulars.

First of all I think that his ability to knock down $2million a week AND party like a 21 year old are his most admirable qualities. But jeeeeze, I could get my whole f**king life straight long enough to KEEP making $2mil a week.

I love you Charlie, but f**k me... WTF are you thinking?

[Tara Evans]

He is a very messed up man. He said on one of his interviews that he owns all of his fans and that his fans belong to him.

[Guest071613-2]

Those GMA interviews are priceless! What a mess. He seriously believes he did everyone a favor by creating all that "magic". Cando is gonna be pissed when he finds out Charlie stole his magic!

[DFWRaven]

In my opinion...in his current mental state (batshit crazy) He is now Eligible for
Provider Status...

[OldTimeBuddie]

Backs away from DFWRaven's firezone

[S-Man]

The poor pathetic loser's housemates...

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/418452...entertainment/

[Int3rested]

lifetime premium access...

[Zep]

Originally Posted by DFWRaven

In my opinion...in his current mental state (batshit crazy) He is now Eligible for
Provider Status...

[Tara Evans]

He is on right now. A interview with Diane Sawyer. He actually admitted last nite on tv how much cocaine he dose a day. He has lost it.

[Int3rested]

thats a wake up call...(some Jim Morrison in play)

[TexasFlip]

Originally Posted by TexasT

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of our regulars.

Dammit TexasT. You figured me out. I'm kinda a new to this and didn't want to reveal who I was because I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

[TexasT]

My bad, flipper. If I had to put money on it, I would have guessed Logan, Neotek or CPI.

I read he dropped $405K last week on 4 Bentleys/Rolls for his 3 porn girlfriends and ex-wife. Then he lectures Lindsay Lohan publicly on "impulse control!" Damn, it's like he's become Gordon Gekko from "Wall Street." After a while, it's just too much money with no one that can tell you to get control of yourself. But I seem to recall his dad was a wildman in his day, too (sorry about that, Martin...just in case you're a board member, too).

[TexasFlip]

My money would be on them also...I'm just taking the Charlie Sheen drug and wiggin out cause I can't handle it.
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I think Charlie Sheen is terminally ill and has 4 months to live...he's literally living each day like it were his last. I would be doing it slightly different...

[daty/o]

Originally Posted by Nitwitboy

If I was involved with a death pool bet I would throw him in the list.

NWB, funny you should say that. I just added him to my list. As self-destructive as he is, I don't give him a year. (but what do I know; I had Robert Downey Jr. at the top for a long time).

[planojim]

Including residuals he makes closer to 40 million a year (2 million a show) and right now he's number one on my dead pool list.
The man is nuttier than rat crap in a pistachio factory.

Originally Posted by Nitwitboy

Even more sad is that he makes over 20 million a year. Hollywood has their priorities all wrong. If I was involved with a death pool bet I would throw him in the list.