Dear Miz BDS
I want to enter the contest to have sex with such a fine woman like yoreself. I hope you aint that skiny bitch in the other pikshur as i like my woman to have some meat on there bones.
My nikname is Red but most folk call me by my givin name Bubba. Here is a pikshur of me.
Shit! That is a piksur of my dick. See how them there warts make it look jus lik a little baby. Many fine women like yoreself just want to hold and kiss it just like it were a baby. i would be honored to let you do that also.
Here is my real pickshur.
As you can tell, i am a right hansom man. i am also well edjicated having been in the 8 grade four time. i live in a trailer house down by the river. that is also wher i work catching catfish. i dont need no pole as i just put my arm in a holler in the bank and let them catfish bite it. Then i just pull them out. heck,its as much fun as sex. A big woman such as yoreself shud catch a hunerd pound fish as your hands must be as large as a small ham.
i aint never had sex with a woman that has all her teeth and evne then it has ben at least 2year effin you dont count my cusin Bettysue and my sheep Thelma. here is theys pikshurs. Bettysue is the one in white.
Effin i win the contest i would like to pik you up on the street curb at your motel. here is a pikshur of my truck so you now its me.
Then we could drive to the bridge at burnit and 183. i would like to show my friends that live there what a fine woman i have. i see you will be here untill Feberary 28. effin we could skedule our date after Feberary 26 i cud get my bath done for the month. i want to smell good for our date.
befor i go i have one question. i cant figur out how that whispers fella lost his cross in that ass unless it were around his nek. i wood be happy to go in an git it for him if you want. effin it dont have no chain it might take longer than 30 minit to git it. this being from my xperience in pulling catfish outta them hollers.
thank you for your considuashun,
Bubba
