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Old 06-13-2016, 02:41 AM   #16
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Make thet jackin'-off 2 mo' times! Ah feels reee-born!
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Old 06-14-2016, 10:23 AM   #17
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Mr Douchehurl,
Now that you are in semi retirement have you considered starting your own university so that the masses could benefit from your elaborate economic theories? There is a ton of student loan money looking for a fun place to get wasted on.
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:23 AM   #18
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Ah dun a few 3sums in mah day. They warn't bad but Ah only gots one peckerdillo an' e'ery time it shoots, it still takes tha same amount o' time ta reload no matter how menny fillies is a-suckin' an' a-tuggin' onnit. Fer meh, tha extree cost fer tha extree poosey layin' 'roundt idle jus' t'ain't cost-effectif!

Take tah-day fer 'xzample. Ah dun jackedt-off 3 times an' Ah'll prolly jack-off at least one mo' time a-fore Ah falls ta sleep. If'n Ah wuz sub-contractin' mah jizzload 'xtract-shun ta 2 fillies fer tha day it'd prolly cost meh over $1,000 fer tha hole day, an' thet's wif a Groupon an' mah AARP an' AAA discounts all rolled inta one. Count on $2-3K at full retail fer a couple gals all day an' inta tha night.

Nah sir, Ah'll stick ta jackin' off an' pretendin' thar's 2 fillies wif meh. Won't cost meh one penny.

Ah'll take "self-luv" fer $0, Mistah Trebek!
Well put, once again.
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:12 PM   #19
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Smart heauxses! ?... Hogwash!

Don't cha be messin' up the empirical eccie evidence cycle, now!
And I owe Jade an apology - her ad clearly states " Sperm Slut", not Cumslut. My mistake. But hers is still the most eloquent response. And she likes sperm - that's a win-win in my book.
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Old 06-15-2016, 01:56 AM   #20
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I agree with OP.

I'd rather go to nightclub or party like a normal.human being. Not saying the hobby is wrong, but takes the purity out of it.
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Old 06-15-2016, 02:32 AM   #21
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Mr Douchehurl,
Now that you are in semi retirement have you considered starting your own university so that the masses could benefit from your elaborate economic theories? There is a ton of student loan money looking for a fun place to get wasted on.
Nah, sir. Ah ain't gonna teach nuthin' ta nobuddy, no how, no whar, 'bout enny o' mah secrets. They is priceless!

Let'em figger shee'yit out fer thar own dang selves. Inna meanwhile, Ah'll be gittin' mah dicky icky e'ery chance Ah git!

E'en if'n it's jus' frum lef-o'er Cheetos an' Jiff peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) on mah fing'rs.
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Old 06-15-2016, 05:46 AM   #22
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Once again Dave singlehandedly keeps this place fun. Fucking hilarious!
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Old 06-15-2016, 11:16 AM   #23
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I agree with OP.

I'd rather go to nightclub or party like a normal.human being. Not saying the hobby is wrong, but takes the purity out of it.
What is normative, exactly?!?
And especially, what is purity ?

I've been wondering for days now.

I await your thoughtfully coined reply.
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Old 06-15-2016, 11:22 AM   #24
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And I owe Jade an apology - her ad clearly states " Sperm Slut", not Cumslut. My mistake. But hers is still the most eloquent response. And she likes sperm - that's a win-win in my book.
Sir, I applaud you for not actively becoming a victim of ad hominem ideology. Because that's no fun.

Sperm just sounds so much more... RAW. Mmmmm.
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