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[Guest021716-4]

And for as much drama that goes on in the hobby...You boys know yall play games here too... I just have a hard time trusting men.

Okay. Dr.Philis over & out. Too much sharing. Not enough fucking.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

If only all men felt this way about us. Omg. My life would be so less complicated. Lol.

I can't do the civi thing. Too much drama and games. My brain doesn't compute. I honestly have such a hard time in the civilian world.

I'm like okay. Here I am. I lay all my cards out. And it really just scares the shit out of guys. Lol.

Or I get scared they are going to hurt me, and push them away. Then I regret it later. I've gotten much better, but still... civilians are something else.

If I were a Dr...Dr Toyz...I would write you a prescription for more cawk. To be taken 3X daily...both orally & vaginally....before meals. If symptoms of civilian induced uncertainty continue, up the dosage to 5 dicks per day, taken in the same manner...

[Guest010218]

Originally Posted by Toyz

If I were a Dr...Dr Toyz...I would write you a prescription for more cawk. To be taken 3X daily...both orally & vaginally....before meals. If symptoms of civilian induced uncertainty continue, up the dosage to 5 dicks per day, taken in the same manner...

Too Bad that Oprah is no longer on the air. You could take that philosophy to her show and become the next Dr. Phil.

I can just see it now, The Dr. Toyz Show where Toyz quietly listens to ladies wax on and wax off about their relationship problems and he then refers them to Dr. Whispers for long-term care and counseling.

Sorry I couldn't resist writing that above ^^^ as it just popped in my mind and I felt the need to share.

Do you think I could be on the Dr. Toyz Show to share and learn more about why I need to see 3-4 ladies a week to keep my small cock from falling off?

Could anything be done about my obsession related to wanting to eat and lick more pussy? Do you think Dr. Toyz could help me find a lady counselor who could help me channel my desires into a productive commercial venture?

For example: "BugleBoy available to the ladies for 15 min Lick and Goes!" available for only $37.50 to returning clients.

[Iron Butterfly]

Originally Posted by BugleBoy

Could anything be done about my obsession related to wanting to eat and lick more pussy? Do you think Dr. Toyz could help me find a lady counselor who could help me channel my desires into a productive commercial venture?

For example: "BugleBoy available to the ladies for 15 min Lick and Goes!" available for only $37.50 to returning clients.

It seams that the Austin ladies are addicted to cock, maybe Dr. Toyz can help them be more receptive to the LNG guys? IJS.

IB

[TemptationTammie]

Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

It seams that the Austin ladies are addicted to cock, maybe Dr. Toyz can help them be more receptive to the LNG guys? IJS.

IB

OK, I'll admit it. I'm definitely addicted to cock and almost anything to do with sex.

[Guest021716-4]

Yall are straight up tarding out on here!! I love it.

[Guest021716-4]

OP, are you okay there bud? Got the civi blues too? Call 1800-fuc-datho

We'll make you forget all your problems one nut at a time. Get ballz deep. You'll be feeling better in no time.

[Guest021716-4]

Oprah & Phil ain't ready for da eccie people.

Could you imagine us pervs on a fucking show like that? Jerry Springer maybe? But Oprah. No. No. Barbara Walters. She always gets the tears. Maybe she can get a crying orgasm out of one of us.

Okay. That shit just got really weird, even for me.