Short-notice options and geography

[Nanker Phelge]

Originally Posted by mr666

We tried that once. Didn't work out too well and it got shut down.

Originally Posted by D.G.

That sounds like actual work for a hooker website . No one would be able to manage that .

Did you look at the SA Thread? It's been running since 2009 and seems very active today. Why do suppose it would work there but hot here? (Surely not because this Houston board is infected with cynicism, misogyny, bitterness, or an over-developed sense of "frugality"?)

BTW, Lexie, fuck you . . . and I say that not because I am Wakeup, but because I am not (so I hope you appreciate the humor intended in the retort, which is borne out of my offense at being mistaken for a dick).

[Lexieinhouston]

Originally Posted by Nanker Phelge

A bit of a rant, I suppose . . .

What I really miss about the Escape/Wildflower era was the depth and breadth of the short-notice options. A quick peek at the websites and you were on your way. Now, you've got to plan at least a day in advance unless you're an established client, and even that is no guarantee. And if you post something in the ISO forum, watch out for the stampeding herd! It is counter-intuitive, but the size of a girl is apparently inversely proportionate to the time it takes her to respond to an ISO. (I can just imagine the Cheeto-dust flying as her fat little orange fingertips dance across the keyboard, typing, "Pick me! I'm available!") If anyone has a short-notice system that (a) includes new talent (i.e., not ATF's and regulars) and (b) provides reasonable, uh, "desirability parameters" of the sort prized by the shallow male, I'd love to hear about it.

One thing that compounds this problem is the absence of accurate information regarding a provider's location. I realize there are some competing interests here and a provider cannot state her actual address in an ad, but holy fuck . . . neither the "Galleria" nor "Hobby" stretch out (in opposite directions) to the Sam Houston Tollway. And what the fuck is "Southwest"? Apparently the southwest quadrant of the entire State of Texas as measured from the intersection of Main and Congress (just like the original Houston Wards). Information that is just a bit more precise would be significantly more helpful, particularly when a client's time is limited.

I hope no one is offended (Ha! fat chance of that . . . pun intended), but I'm obviously pissed off on a rainy afternoon when I can't find any pussy inside the Loop (that's the 610 Loop, not the Grand Fucking Parkway!).

Your comments about BBWs being the only ones to reply to ISOs and then saying you hope no one is offended, is like me saying your a dick and then saying I hope that doesn't offend you, lol. Btw, Kammy, YummyMarie, KatelynDior and numerous other smaller ladies answer ISOs on a regular basis. All you have to do is state your preferences in your ISOs, it isn't that difficult. I will agree that not all ladies bother reading the ISO prior to commenting, but most do. Also, you could do some research on ladies that are your type, get prescreened, then if they are available when you call, there will be no delays.


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[D.G.]

Guys state what tjey want and big hookers still reply . Generally with a "im not fill in what we are lookinf for but iim available .

so there goes that idea miss lexie .

[lizardking]

. . . And that reminds me of something that happened a few weeks ago when I was across the Pond for the British Open. I was in a pub one night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"



One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales. Wales you bloody idiot!"



So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"



And that's the last thing I remember.

[GlobeSpotter]

Funny shit

[SpiceItUp]

Originally Posted by lizardking

. . . And that reminds me of something that happened a few weeks ago when I was across the Pond for the British Open. I was in a pub one night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"



One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales. Wales you bloody idiot!"



So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"



And that's the last thing I remember.

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by lizardking

[COLOR=black]....
And that's the last thing I remember.

That raises the question,
Did you get laid? Or did you get screwed?

[Sarunga]

The king-of-wit needs to post more.

[Wakeup]

Why?

[dream-big]

Originally Posted by lizardking

. . . And that reminds me of something that happened a few weeks ago when I was across the Pond for the British Open. I was in a pub one night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"



One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales. Wales you bloody idiot!"



So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"



And that's the last thing I remember.

Completely unexpected...I laughed so hard, I ended up choking on my drink and I'm in tears…still laughing and hacking my lungs out! Phew…I needed that, thank you!

[Pistolero]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Why?

Because we have missed you !

[chicagoboy]

It's not a new phenomenon.

[Mr. GPop]

The problem with agencies is you do not know who is working what days etc.. But I concur that having a location where you know who all works there, can look on their website and see the talent, schedules etc.. is great for short notice.

Down side is you have to be established... and the location is static so that means its a target for LE just like the AMP's which we ALL know have truthful photos about their girls. (ducks)

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

Because we have missed you !

Of course...but this place has become boring as fuck with all the cheap bastards and the "your rates are to high for a beginner" threads...

Y'all need to entertain me better than this...try harder...

[Pistolero]

Damn, here I am agreeing with wakeup.