Hmmmm, ok the pressure is on! Let's see....
on the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E it's C-I-M
11 BBBJ's
10 tongues a lickin'
9 Locker Room infiltrators
8 nipple stimulators
7 patient moderators
6 lots of new vibrators
5 H-O-T G-I-R-L O-N G-I-R-L
4 Carl's funny jokes
3 Cyber Stalking Bullies
2 Group of new friends
and a great place to advertise me!!!!
Whoooohooo! Too fun. Maybe we should start all over OR begin the best Christmas jokes we've heard so far.
Here's mine...
So a little boy goes and sits on Santa's lap. Santa looks at him and says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas!" He takes his finger and taps it on the boys nose as he begins to spell it out "T-O-Y-S"
The boy shakes his head no.
So Santa thinnks for a second and then takes his finger and taps on the boys nose again and he spells it out. "C-A-N-D-Y"
The boy shakes his head no again. Santa is stumped, "Ok, tell me what you want for Christmas."
The boy takes his finger and taps it on Santa's nose as he spells it out, "P-U-S-S-Y.... And don't tell me you don't have any because I smell it on your finger!"
