Plans for the most true GFE possible thoughts anyone?

[Guest091813]

it would be your entire paycheck weekly bi-weekly, monthly for the duration of the said relationship!!! wow..that may be a long time..months..years...till death...:-D

[offshoredrilling]

No I will not ask you to marry me.

I will "at least I keep my dignity......."

[brutusbluto]

Originally Posted by Laker

Date: 12/09/2010
Provider: Ultimate Mate
Phone: (585) 555-6969
Email Address: won't tell me
URL / Website: www.ecom.com
City: Any City
State: Planet Earth
Address: My Home
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Never
Activities: GFE, WE, Blue Balls, Trash Removal, Laundry, Toilet Bowl Cleaning, Dish-washing, Folding Laundry, consuming massive quantities of adult beverages
Session Length: Goes on forever
Fee: Arm and a Leg, and my whole paycheck
Hair Length and Color: Done up, done down, short and long
Age: 20 to 100
Smoking Status: Only when mad, so most of the time
Nationality: Red and Yellow, Black and White
Physical Description: In a bad mood, with a headache,

The Rest of the Story: Upon arriving in my driveway my dog runs to greet me tail wagging, will be the only one happy to see me! Upon entering the front door the cupboard doors are slamming, first words from my date "why are you home?" followed by "don't look at me"! Then the sweet words "What are you going to do go outside and neglect me?" I ask, "do you want to play", she responds, "no I said leave me alone"!! I counter "ok". the rest of the date consists of activities such as cutting firewood, mowing lawn, bagging garbage, if lucky having to make a trip to Wegmans to see people smiling, then at 6 pm cocktail hour to consume the above mentioned adult beverages, then dinner time followed by hopefully sporting events on TV!

[BrookeButtons]

What you mean men you don't want the TRUE GF Experience? Damnnn!!! I would be so great at that too

[elghund]

Originally Posted by anita germane

it would be your entire paycheck weekly bi-weekly, monthly for the duration of the said relationship!!! wow..that may be a long time..months..years...till death...:-D

Great......NOW I feel lower than a worm.......and worthless......and depressed.....and......and.... ..and.......

Wait.......did we just have a WIFEY session and I didn't know it?!!?!?!?!?! DAMN!



Send me a bill.........



elg.....

[jamesm637119]

elghund,

Hey I feel the same way it's all you have in life is your blueballs and your dignity forget the wfe lol.and keep your check.

[elghund]

Originally Posted by jamesm637119

elghund,

Hey I feel the same way it's all you have in life is your blueballs and your dignity forget the wfe lol.

I have a feeling my dignity vanished during this whole exchange......so I'm stuck with the other!!



elg......

[offshoredrilling]

But you had a good time. errrrr well did you???????

[elghund]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

But you had a good time. errrrr well did you???????

Must have.....or else I'd be scrubbing the floors again if I said different....


........<sigh>..........


elg.......

[Guest061013-02]

Lmao glad I'm not the only crazy person who likes to go off on silly tangents

[Dirigible]

Heh, reminds me of a favorite joke, can't believe nobody posted this one yet...

Trucker pulls into a brothel in Nevada, walks up to the madam, slaps down $2000 cash and says, "I want your fattest, ugliest girl, a dirty room, some macaroni and cheese, burnt, and a case of Bud light."

Woman running the joint looks at him like he's crazy, says, "Mister, for that much money you can have our best looking girl, a suite with a jacuzzi, our finest champagne and a six course gourmet meal. WTH is wrong with you?!!"

Trucker replies, "Listen lady! I'm not horny—I'm homesick!"

[offshoredrilling]

Dirigible
Thanks I know why I keep to only 3 to 5 now. I want a GF or wife. But as I want to keep having good sex. So I just pretend, and act along with the act.

[Chloe]

I am SURE this is a fetish! LOL Also ever heard of financial slavery?? The legit version of cash and dash only she doesn't dash she sticks around to tell you how you will never get her . . . and then leaves(because that's what you want)! Oh they go on and on!

[offshoredrilling]

Chloe< will you.............. stop, what am I doing craps now I can't find the duh smile. So I can say "duh ouch that hurts, duh ouch that hurts, duh etc."

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walking (1966) ahhh, now this is the right thread not the References:?'s. Please Define

[jamesm637119]

ROFLMAO