Ladies and Gents- Please tell me you don't do this!!

[omakase]

Funny enough, I've always thought that cum smelled like chlorine too. Turns out that there's an explanation and plenty of Google results.

Semen contains ammonia and other sterile-smelling alkaloids and this is the reason why it smells like your store-bough cleanser. However, your semen may smell differently on different occasions as well.

[silverstate53]

LOL Damn Zip u and Meredith get a room or better yet a private area in the gym and bring THN for a hot 3 some - THN can be loud though.!!!

[bored@home]

We have a guy at ours, mid to early 50's, that douses himself with Axe pre and post workout. He has been asked to tone it down but still hits the can hard. The dude does not even workout, he walks around the facilities sampling each station for a minute or two tops at a snails pace then moves on leaving his overbearing funk all over.
That said I still prefer him to the twenty something's that are so pretty they have to selfie and post constantly throughout their faux workout. I'm curious and self conscience how many times I'm in the background somewhere looking like Nolte's dwi mugshot dropping a deuce.

[zipster]

Originally Posted by silverstate53

LOL Damn Zip u and Meredith get a room or better yet a private area in the gym and bring THN for a hot 3 some - THN can be loud though.!!!

I'm liking that idea more and more!!! Ladies? Lol!!

[zipster]

Originally Posted by bored@home

We have a guy at ours, mid to early 50's, that douses himself with Axe pre and post workout. He has been asked to tone it down but still hits the can hard. The dude does not even workout, he walks around the facilities sampling each station for a minute or two tops at a snails pace then moves on leaving his overbearing funk all over.
That said I still prefer him to the twenty something's that are so pretty they have to selfie and post constantly throughout their faux workout. I'm curious and self conscience how many times I'm in the background somewhere looking like Nolte's dwi mugshot dropping a deuce.

Lol! There's s guy where I workout who comes in doused in Axe, wearing dark sunglasses and jeans!!!! Hardly touches any of the weights or machines, but tans!! He is scaring 60 and is one creepy dude!!

[silverstate53]

THN was very impressive Zip

[Billy Babitt]

Originally Posted by berkleigh

I workout at Lifetime Fitness and I see more MILF's there like it's a Fashion Show with their make-up on and hair done. That shit drives me crazy because are definitely not there to workout!

Exactly the reason I quit Lifetime and put in a home gym. I'm there to work out, not enjoy a social hour.

Equally as maddening as the cologne/perfume lunacy is the ass clown/clownette who jumps on a treadmill and proceeds to have a 80 decibel phone conversation the entire time they're walking at a snails pace...

[Hercules]

Originally Posted by berkleigh

I workout at Lifetime Fitness and I see more MILF's there like it's a Fashion Show with their make-up on and hair done. That shit drives me crazy because are definitely not there to workout!

Thank gawd my gym isn't the only one! The 40 y/o with a bigger beer belly then me who's convinced she looks just as good with a bare mid-drift as her 20 y/o daughter.

[zipster]

Originally Posted by silverstate53

THN was very impressive Zip

I would like to spend time with her based on her personality alone....she cracks me up!! Lol! Thank you THN!! An added bonus is that's she's a sweetheart and super hot!!!

[Guest092216]

Thanks silver! Likewise.

Thanks Omakase and Meredith! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. Lol

I have to agree about Lifetime. I haulted my membership until they open the pool again. Too much 'look at me' bullshit for a gym. Their salmon salad in the cafe kicks ass though.

[NDallasguy10]

I work out serious at Lifetime with a trainer. Whenever some cloud fumes reaches our area we usually move to another area and the person male/female gets the message. I love Lifetime as you get all kinds of folks to watch ...a lot more entertaining than seeing muscle heads rule the gym

[deuceswilld83]

Ive noticed that too. I dont get it. I think those are the people that go to the gym to try and hook up rather than work out

[pyramider]

It is just like the retards of both sexes that get all showered up to go to the grocery store or buy gas.

[zipster]

Originally Posted by DrunkCobraStyle

I work out serious at Lifetime with a trainer. Whenever some cloud fumes reaches our area we usually move to another area and the person male/female gets the message. I love Lifetime as you get all kinds of folks to watch ...a lot more entertaining than seeing muscle heads rule the gym

I live in a small town and workout at Anytime Fitness. Living in a small town, there are plenty of juiced up muscle heads posing and admiring themselves in the mirrors!! And an abundance of forty something ladies thinking they look twenty when they don't!!

I also agree with DW....ladies and guys show up thinking they're going to hookup with someone!!

[Somuu]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I've always been reminded of chlorine when I smell cum. Do NOT ask me why. I have no idea.

I have been saying that for years! Everyone looks at me like I'm insane.

I also think cilantro tastes like soap... Wonder if it's some kind of genetic characteristic.