What are y'all really doing in my bathroom?

[oilfieldscum]

Dontz be bringin them hoez backz to ur crib.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Which one does your wife use?

Edit: surely you don't let her stink up your space.

The wife is a bit territorial...she doesn't let any hookers sleep on her side of my bed, but strangely enough she takes over the hooker bathroom with no problems...

Hrmph...women...

[Slitlikr]

If her ass crack is showing in her skinny jeans she is probably checking out your plumbing.

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by TheGoldStandard

"Oh I just need to pee..."

Then .. *shuffle shuffle shuffle.... Muffled phone call... Cough....sniff...deep breathe..."

And do y'all go through my drawers and look in medicine cabinet?

I think I need to plant something for the snoopy ones to find. Not sure what. Maybe a bunch of fake backstage passes all
Wrinkled up. Photoshopped pic of me and Obama.

While I can't speak for everyone, I will just name a few things that come to mind..

-Checking our notes to make sure you numpties haven't given us counterfeit ones.
-Doing things we are not allowed to reference on this board. (Bad ho)
-Checking Twitter. (Bad ho)
-Taking Selfies. (Bad ho)
-Checking our numpty phone for missed calls from other numpties, and potentially phoning them back. (Multitasking ho)
-Most likely going through your cupboards, not to steal anything, (although I have been known to knick the odd toilet roll). I personally like to compare medications to see if you're my kind of crazy. (Nosey ho)
-Strategically planting the fork I have in my handbag somewhere hidden incase things get out of hand and I need to stab you with it later. (Overly paranoid ho)
-Checking out your partner's cheap toiletries and getting wet at the thought of giving her boyfriend/husband a far better blow job than she ever could. (Slightly sadistic ho)
-If it's an outcall to a hotel, most likely knicking bath foam, shampoo, soap etc...Not for myself, but so I can put it in my toilet at home for future numpty use. (Bad ho)
-Taking a bath. (Pisstake ho)
-Having a quick shower because I have another numpty to get to as soon as I leave you. (Clean ho)
-Having a laugh with my girlfriend at how quickly we just de-spunked you or talking about how even though you showered you somehow still smell of curry.
-And sometimes, we are actually just having a wee.

As I said these are just a few that came to mind, hope this clears up any further confusion.

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Which one does your wife use?

Edit: surely you don't let her stink up your space.

Well, since you're so interested...

Generally the whore toilet, unless it's the middle of the night and I can't be bothered to walk down the hallway in which case I use the en suite one.

Originally Posted by Wakeup

The wife is a bit territorial...she doesn't let any hookers sleep on her side of my bed, but strangely enough she takes over the hooker bathroom with no problems...

Hrmph...women...

#WhoreLogic

I love you...

[Wakeup]

That's my wife fellas...be sure to catch her afternoon show, it's just as entertaining as the evening one!

P.S.-Love you too babe.

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

That's my wife fellas...be sure to catch her afternoon show, it's just as entertaining as the evening one!

P.S.-Love you too babe.

And I hadn't even been on the vino when I wrote that one..

[Wakeup]

That's why I lova ya.

[siberia]

Cockhold,cockhold,cockhold,
cockhold. A guy that gets
aroused when men fucks his
wife/girl and he gets sloppy
creme pie in the bathroom.
Lick it dry.

I love Dick.

[Wakeup]

Um...do you mean cuckold? Or is cockhold a Louisiana urban dictionary thing?

[Sexy Katrina]

Originally Posted by Valerie

While I can't speak for everyone, I will just name a few things that come to mind..

-Checking our notes to make sure you numpties haven't given us counterfeit ones.
-Doing things we are not allowed to reference on this board. (Bad ho)
-Checking Twitter. (Bad ho)
-Taking Selfies. (Bad ho)
-Checking our numpty phone for missed calls from other numpties, and potentially phoning them back. (Multitasking ho)
-Most likely going through your cupboards, not to steal anything, (although I have been known to knick the odd toilet roll). I personally like to compare medications to see if you're my kind of crazy. (Nosey ho)
-Strategically planting the fork I have in my handbag somewhere hidden incase things get out of hand and I need to stab you with it later. (Overly paranoid ho)
-Checking out your partner's cheap toiletries and getting wet at the thought of giving her boyfriend/husband a far better blow job than she ever could. (Slightly sadistic ho)
-If it's an outcall to a hotel, most likely knicking bath foam, shampoo, soap etc...Not for myself, but so I can put it in my toilet at home for future numpty use. (Bad ho)
-Taking a bath. (Pisstake ho)
-Having a quick shower because I have another numpty to get to as soon as I leave you. (Clean ho)
-Having a laugh with my girlfriend at how quickly we just de-spunked you or talking about how even though you showered you somehow still smell of curry.
-And sometimes, we are actually just having a wee.

As I said these are just a few that came to mind, hope this clears up any further confusion.

#WhoreLogic

#Whorelogic Love this post!

[siberia]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Um...do you mean cuckold? Or is cockhold a Louisiana urban dictionary thing?

Paying attention gives me your validation on this assumption.
I knew you would jump.

Grammar natzi gets hard_on
every time.

Cum is an aquired taste for the
Cuckhold.

I love u bobby

[Wakeup]

So...to the original question...do you mean cuckold? Or did you really mean cockhold, or now, cuckhold?

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by Sexy Katrina

#Whorelogic Love this post!

Yeah, I think I'm going to try and get it trending

[zerodahero]

I can't wait till Valerie visits Houston so I can take a dump at her incall

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by zerodahero

I can't wait till Valerie visits Houston so I can take a dump at her incall

#NumptyProbz