I think I'm gonna rent me a tux.
Rented tuxedos have been lucky for me in the past.
The last time I rented one was in 1991 and I went wade fishing in it, in a fishing tournament, and won several hundred dollars for winning the thing in 2 categories...biggest red and heaviest stringer....and barely missed the biggest speck.
(all my real good old fishing buddies are dead now...any of the survivors who witnessed the well-dressed-fucking-man wade fishing probably don't know who I is in real life)
Maybe in 2011 I'll rent me a tux, surprise some poor girl, tell her I got the rented tux mojo just for her....
Any nominees?