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Old 12-09-2014, 05:28 PM   #16
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When your image struck mine eyes
My dick doth say "I'd hit that"
Your beauty is simple - like fire
My dick doth say "Two shots please"

To me thou art a special one
Now the sun emits a brighter ray
When thou break'est through the clouds
Mine eyes doth see'th fine boobies

Thou art a beauty of the mind
"Alas no dumb bunny" I doth say
Thy voice that trickles - Makes me upright
Thou art a morsel I doth lust after

"& now" quoth I "what to do?"
My thoughts hath been of thee
But now me thincks "Not sure if I should repeat"
But, alas, now the answer lies with thee

If t'were asked, then best to asked quickly
I'm short the full funds today
I fear to ask what thou must thinck
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:41 PM   #17
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You are still doing it wrong. She is woo'd by the language of love: Italian

Bella Donna,

Mi puoi dire il corridoio del cereale freddo? In particolare, le forme marshmallow?
Si prega di fretta, il mio supervisore è in macchina.
Fino a quando ci incontreremo di nuovo, e si innamorano.

Arrivederci
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:46 PM   #18
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Is this a review?
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:53 PM   #19
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Did someone spike your apple - tini when you weren't looking?
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:15 PM   #20
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Nothing worse than poetry after you have been to the Renaissance festival. WTF happened to you mate?

I like the DM caricature, though. Looks proportionate. Tell her to lose the hat.. it makes her look fat.
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:44 PM   #21
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Troll - and you dared to call me a kiss ass??? ...lol Dorian "Douche" Gray....
Nice bitch slap of the troll!
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:57 PM   #22
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Hey now. Can we all get back on topic here?
No bickering or bitch slapping in my very first love thread. It's ruining my special moment.

Carry on with the poetry in my honor, gentleman.
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:26 PM   #23
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Then I switch to haiku:

Lauren Mayfair, hot
Is she GFE for all?
Only Lauren knows.
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:32 PM   #24
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Then I switch to haiku:

Lauren Mayfair, hot
Is she GFE for all?
Only Lauren knows.

VERLY GOOD!
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:42 PM   #25
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Hey now. Can we all get back on topic here?
No bickering or bitch slapping in my very first love thread. It's ruining my special moment.

Carry on with the poetry in my honor, gentleman.
The poem pretty much says he doesn't have the funds but would hope the poem would make up for the shortfall and at the same time creating some hype about you.
Guessing that he'll attain his goal.

I'd rather cut to the chase and gladly pay for your superior service.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:13 PM   #26
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Default A little ditty by Sacher-Masoch perhaps?

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Hey now. Can we all get back on topic here?
No bickering or bitch slapping in my very first love thread. It's ruining my special moment.

Carry on with the poetry in my honor, gentleman.
Well, it got made into a picture show you two crazy kids might find ... interesting... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_in_Fur_%28film%29

Then tell us if it fits, please.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:29 PM   #27
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:50 PM   #28
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DG...

Have you checked under your car seat for loose change?

I do... I have a pile growing er' day...

3 more months... I am back in again...
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:54 PM   #29
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Nothing worse than poetry after you have been to the Renaissance festival. WTF happened to you mate?

I like the DM caricature, though. Looks proportionate. Tell her to lose the hat.. it makes her look fat.
That's just silly... DM doesn't have a monocle... Does she?
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Old 12-09-2014, 10:11 PM   #30
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He loves you so much, he just copied and pasted shit from this site.

http://www.short-love-poem.com/romantic.html

5th on the right. He left out the word 'boo'

Lauren is pretty hot, so his vision is in check, just not his prose.
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