Condom Wrappers?

[Guest081519]

Originally Posted by johnnyglaze

a friend of mine i introduced to ecce recently told me about a session he had. texted me how great it was etc etc. about 2 hours later he text me telling me he was at home, his s/o is sitting on the couch near by. he gets up to let dog outside feels something scratchy on his back. he reaches back there and sure enough he has a condom wrapper stuck to his skin under his shirt, now right in his hand 2 feet away from s/o. he said it was the longest 1.5 seconds of his life, quickly shoved it in his pocket and she never noticed. lol

That fucker better make sure that he doesn't forget it in his pocket. Especially if the SO helps with the laundry.

[Exithere]

Originally Posted by johnnyglaze

a friend of mine i introduced to ecce recently told me about a session he had. texted me how great it was etc etc. about 2 hours later he text me telling me he was at home, his s/o is sitting on the couch near by. he gets up to let dog outside feels something scratchy on his back. he reaches back there and sure enough he has a condom wrapper stuck to his skin under his shirt, now right in his hand 2 feet away from s/o. he said it was the longest 1.5 seconds of his life, quickly shoved it in his pocket and she never noticed. lol

Yup, that's gotta be one of those shit your pants moments....

[Peter Gozinya]

Originally Posted by Simon Riley

That fucker better make sure that he doesn't forget it in his pocket. Especially if the SO helps with the laundry.

Been there before! And yes, I shit my pants. luckily it was a buddies bday that day and explained it away as balloons for his party lol. Which really happened but I don't think she believed me lol. The condom was due to an appt back from the party lol.

[Camille Fox]

Originally Posted by johnnyglaze

a friend of mine i introduced to ecce recently told me about a session he had. texted me how great it was etc etc. about 2 hours later he text me telling me he was at home, his s/o is sitting on the couch near by. he gets up to let dog outside feels something scratchy on his back. he reaches back there and sure enough he has a condom wrapper stuck to his skin under his shirt, now right in his hand 2 feet away from s/o. he said it was the longest 1.5 seconds of his life, quickly shoved it in his pocket and she never noticed. lol

Originally Posted by Simon Riley

That fucker better make sure that he doesn't forget it in his pocket. Especially if the SO helps with the laundry.

Originally Posted by schertzguy

Yup, that's gotta be one of those shit your pants moments....

Originally Posted by Peter Gozinya

Been there before! And yes, I shit my pants. luckily it was a buddies bday that day and explained it away as balloons for his party lol. Which really happened but I don't think she believed me lol. The condom was due to an appt back from the party lol.

Ouch.... Sooo close to have a GnarlyKnave moment...

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=666916&highlight=

[oneman]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Yeah Von that one is not the only one. I have heard of more than one using them after the client leaves to impregnate themselves.

I had a girl that would come over, daily, and she would check to see if she was pregnant in the morning. She would do this a couple of times a week. I really believe she wanted me to get her pregnant. One day, she started moving furniture into my place. Problem is that I really liked her but she had to go. Her Mom even got involved, trying to push her onto me. She didn't have to do that. Had they just not been pushy, I would have let her move in.

Thank you girls for throwing away the wrappers, both of them, and the old condoms, too. Sometimes, I forget to do that but I usually ask what happened to the wrappers if I can't find them or if I didn't see her throw them away.

[SA Angel]

Originally Posted by oneman

I had a girl that would come over, daily, and she would check to see if she was pregnant in the morning. She would do this a couple of times a week. I really believe she wanted me to get her pregnant. One day, she started moving furniture into my place. Problem is that I really liked her but she had to go. Her Mom even got involved, trying to push her onto me. She didn't have to do that. Had they just not been pushy, I would have let her move in.

Between this story and the frozen condoms there is way too much crazy going on.

[Guest010619]

Originally Posted by CamilleFox69

Ouch.... Sooo close to have a GnarlyKnave moment...

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=666916&highlight=

Not sure where that body must be buried.
I remember a few times of hiding the sausage, only to be followed by 'find the wrapper'. My previous ATF always put it in the trash by her side, in case her boyfriend should find it.