~Monger Church~

[Mr Peabody]

Is there any truth to the rumor that Bill Clinton is one of the patron saints of Monger Church?

[bc00]

Originally Posted by Toyz

You'll have to show up to find out BC...


Pssstttt....Nikki wants you to be there....

I'm in!!!!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

Is there any truth to the rumor that Bill Clinton is one of the patron saints of Monger Church?

He was defrocked recently for pouring his seed all over the 85 year old guest organist...in his defense he said

"YOU told me she was an organist! I didn't know she played a damn instrument".

Hes been busted in rank to the dude that walks around with the scented smoke that covers the smell of everyone farting during service...

[Centaur]

I'm still on the fence. What's the Church's official position in...er, on the Holy Threesome?

[RALPHEY BOY]

Originally Posted by Toyz

This cuming Sunday we will have the first gathering for Monger Church in Austins history!

• Monger Church will be held at a TBD location, but will not be off limits to anyone.
• Monger Church does not discriminate towards any Mongers, whether they are Batshit Crazy or otherwise.
• No cock blocking will be allowed at MC. Either intentional or otherwise

There will be a fellowship following services at Eryns...please be rested and ready. We have lost two mongers just this month who couldn't hack it-don't be a statistic. Only YOU can prevent Monger deaths. They will be remembered fondly at the beginning of service with a 21 Cawk salute..

The Monger Prayer

Monger Jesus, please watch over & protect your loyal Mongers. Show us the way into temptation, and deliver evil Hos to us. We seek not what we can do for our hoogars, but rather what our hoogars can do for us. Lead us into OPEC approved dalliances with like minded hoogars. Our rods & our staffs bring comfort to us, please anoint us with natural lubricants so we may pillage at our leisure.

Oh MJ, please cast your evil orb upon the batshit crazy hoogars & render them incapable of causing us harm. Keep our pencils fully leaded & make our premature ejaculations voluntary

Amen

actually you are about 10 years to late.. Kosher Cowboy , Me, GFE Junkie, Mathowich and a few others did this back in 2004. We called Club Monger Dinners or something like that.. no Church. but you get the drift..

if you get the right guys its fun!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

actually you are about 10 years to late.. Kosher Cowboy , Me, GFE Junkie, Mathowich and a few others did this back in 2004. We called Club Monger Dinners or something like that.. no Church. but you get the drift..

if you get the right guys its fun!

Hey Ralphy...I'm just joking and some of the guys are playing along and setting me up for jokes.

[bc00]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Hey Ralphy...I'm just joking and some of the guys are playing along and setting me up for jokes.

Or is it a joke!?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by bc00

Or is it a joke!?

Its a quadrilateral, wrapped in an enema surrounded by a crispy taco shell.

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by bc00

Or is it a joke!?

It's a double undercover/double blind operation (quadri-something), to confuse the hoogars and, more importantly, provide endless discussions for the HC

[kfort12]

I like to picture my Monger Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt 'cause it says "I like to be formal, but I'm here to party."

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by kfort12

I like to picture my Monger Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt 'cause it says "I like to be formal, but I'm here to party."

The wonderful thing about non-denominational Hoogar Jesus is that he can appear in any form you like! Kind of like a Christian Jesus born in the heart of the middle east, but is now a blonde with blue eyes.

HJ is cool...he wants us to enjoy our basest instincts.

[Jack$lit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by rock1man1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg

[cinnamonshark]

So which provider wants to be our live, naked alter?

[John_Dough]

I vote for Stasha. Even on hands and knees should be as tall as a regular table. She'd be perfect