Thursday, August 28
6:00 PM EDT SECN
(21)
Texas A&M
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/ssi.png)
(9)
South Carolina
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Winner: USC
Steve Superior shows Sumlin what A&M post JohnnyBoi looks like.
(21)
Texas A&M
52 - 28![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/ssi.png)
(9)
South Carolina Final
Steve Who??
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8:00 PM EDT ESPN
Boise St.
vs.![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/mmo.png)
(18)
Mississippi
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Winner: Mississippi
this is a bigger opening for Freeze, trying to continue an upward climb in the SEC that it is for Harsin, who gets a "free pass" year taking over at Smurfville.
Boise St.
13 - 35![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/mmo.png)
(18)
Mississippi Final
The Smurfies have some work to do. So does Ole Miss, this didn't prove much.
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10:30 PM EDT PACN
Weber St.
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/aam.png)
(19)
Arizona St.
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Winner: AZ State
Graham "job-jumped" to get to AZ State. He needs a big year here, if he doesn't at least contend in the PAC 12 there could be a desert storm coming.
Weber St.
14 - 45![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/aam.png)
(19)
Arizona St. Final
Par for the course here. The PAC 12 awaits Teddy Graham.
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Friday, August 29
7:30 PM EDT BTN, BTN2
Jacksonville St.
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/mml.png)
(8)
Michigan St.
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Winner: Michigan St.
Sparty was a trendy pick to win the Big 10
before Miller got hurt at the Pontificate of OHIO.
Jacksonville St.
7 - 45![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/mml.png)
(8)
Michigan St. Final
Sparty also gets an easy first week game here. Move on.
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Saturday, August 30
12:00 PM EDT CBSS
(5)
Ohio St.
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Navy TixYahoo Calendar
12:00 PM EDT ESPN
WINNER: Pope OHIO
NO WAY the Pontificate of OHiO loses this opener.
(5)
Ohio St.
34 - 17
Navy Final
See? the Pontificate of OHiO survives. This week at least.
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(7)
UCLA
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Virginia TixYahoo Calendar
3:30 PM EDT ABC, ESP2
WINNER: UCLA
UCLA doesn't need to do anything more than WIN.
(7)
UCLA
28 - 20
Virginia Final
Sloppy opener for the Bruins. At least they WON. barely.
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West Virginia
vs.![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/aad.png)
(2)
Alabama TixYahoo Calendar
3:30 PM EDT NBC
WINNER: Alabama
Going all in with Satan.
West Virginia
23 - 33![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/aad.png)
(2)
Alabama Final
WVA hung in there for a while. Should Saban be worried? Nope.
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Rice
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/nnx.png)
(17)
Notre Dame TixYahoo Calendar
3:30 PM EDT ESPU
WINNER: ND
ND won't need the Luck 'O the Irish here.
Rice
17 - 48![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/nnx.png)
(17)
Notre Dame Final
ND. BAH. Whatever.
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S. Dakota St.
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/mms.png)
(24)
Missouri TixYahoo Calendar
3:30 PM EDT BTN, BTN2
WINNER: Mizzou
Typical opening day talent mismatch. Enjoy the check Jackrabbits.
S. Dakota St.
18 - 38![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/mms.png)
(24)
Missouri Final
How many gaytard Mizzu players does it take to get in the NFL? None. LOL
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Florida Atlantic
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/nnd.png)
(22)
Nebraska TixYahoo Calendar
4:00 PM EDT SECN
WINNER: Bugeaters
The Owls are lame ducks. Bah. Take your cheesecake W now Bo, we ARE watching U.
Florida Atlantic
7 - 55![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/nnd.png)
(22)
Nebraska Final
Yo BO! the "real" games start now. we ARE watching U. Jimmy Durante called, he wants his nose back.
![](http://www.latimes.com/includes/projects/hollywood/portraits/jimmy_durante.jpg)
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Arkansas
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/aar.png)
(6)
Auburn TixYahoo Calendar
4:00 PM EDT PACN
WINNER: Auburn
Slo-Mo BIG 10 Brett gets run over by SpeedRACER.
Arkansas
21 - 45![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/aar.png)
(6)
Auburn Final
Now you see why Bretto doesn't like up tempo teams. his lead-foot defense can't play them.
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UC Davis
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/sss.png)
(11)
Stanford TixYahoo Calendar
5:30 PM EDT ESPN
WINNER: Stanford
The Tree does not bend against the pale breeze of UC Davis
UC Davis
0 - 45![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/sss.png)
(11)
Stanford Final
No real test here either. Party On, Garth!
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(16)
Clemson
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/ggb.png)
(12)
Georgia TixYahoo Calendar
6:00 PM EDT ESP3
WINNER: Clemson
Going ALL IN with Dabo.
(16)
Clemson
21 - 45![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/ggb.png)
(12)
Georgia Final
Given UGA's recent opening day stumbles this seemed like a good pick. Till they played the game that is.
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Liberty
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/nnl.png)
(23)
N. Carolina TixYahoo Calendar
7:00 PM EDT OKPV
WINNER: UNC
Let's face it. Larry Fedora is the best UNC FB coach since Mack Brown.
Liberty
29 - 56![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/nnl.png)
(23)
N. Carolina Final
And Fedora will be lucky if his run at UNC is a good as Brown's was. So far so good.
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Louisiana Tech
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/ooc.png)
(4)
Oklahoma TixYahoo Calendar
WINNER: ZerOU
NO chance Big Game Bozo loses this opener. At Home. NONE.
Louisiana Tech
16 - 48![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/ooc.png)
(4)
Oklahoma Final
ZerOU. hahahahahahahah. Yep this really tells us a TON about your "title contender", Bozo.
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7:10 PM EDT KSHD
S.F. Austin
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/kkb.png)
(20)
Kansas St. TixYahoo Calendar
WINNER: K State
The only reason Bill Snyder isn't in the CF HOF is 'cause he's still coaching. And WINNING.
S.F. Austin
16 - 55![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/kkb.png)
(20)
Kansas St. Final
K State cruises.
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7:30 PM EDT FOX
Fresno St.
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/uub.png)
(15)
USC TixYahoo Calendar
WINNER: USC
Sark, the real Pete-wanna-be at USC, wins one. So WHAT?
Fresno St.
13 - 52![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/uub.png)
(15)
USC Final
Fresno had been a hot mid-major till recently, now, not so much.
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8:00 PM EDT ABC, ESP3
(1)
Florida St.
vs.
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WINNER: FSU
I kinda like OSU's chances here. But FSU has the "crab legs" QB. LOL. it's real close but Jimbo opens with a W on the road.
(1)
Florida St.
37 - 31
Oklahoma St. Final
Yep it was close. So why aren't you CowPokes ranked? Based on this one game, you shoulda been.
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9:00 PM EDT ESPN
(14)
Wisconsin
vs.![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/lli.png)
(13)
LSU TixYahoo Calendar
WINNER: Wisconsin
going ALL IN against Crazy Lester this time. This one should be one of the BEST opening day rumbles.
(14)
Wisconsin
24 - 28![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/lli.png)
(13)
LSU Final
Ah well. Crazy Lester is at it again. And this was one of the few good ranked matchups to start off the season. Bodes well for both teams.
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10:30 PM EDT CBSS
(25)
Washington
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Hawaii TixYahoo Calendar
WINNER: Huskies
Former Smurf Peterson takes a bite outta Chow. Aloha.
(25)
Washington
17 - 16
Hawaii Final
Bite?? More like escape with your life here, Huskies.
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10:30 PM EDT PACN
South Dakota
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/ooe.png)
(3)
Oregon TixYahoo Calendar
WINNER: Nike
Philbert gets his track meet. Tougher times await you, Ducks. Be Ready.
South Dakota
13 - 62![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/ooe.png)
(3)
Oregon Final
Obviously the Ducks have a crappy defense!! they gave up 13 points to a D2 nobody!
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Sunday, August 31
7:30 PM EDT FS1
SMU
@![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/bbb.png)
(10)
Baylor TixYahoo Calendar
WINNER: Baylor
Briles rebuffs JuneBug's upset bid. By halftime.
SMU
0 - 45![](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/ncaaf/teams/83/70x70/bbb.png)
(10)
Baylor Final
Briles squashes JuneBug on his windshield.
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