Is it weird that I have the urge to be a driver for a provider?

[Saint7]

Yeah, I don't like driver dropping off gals for out calls. I've made it a point to ask drivers to stay in driveway. I had one driver drop provider off in street after loitering for about 5 min.

[offshoredrilling]

if living in part of a home, bats can be a pain. call a pro
if just one or a few just came in, it really easy

wait for them to land on a wall or ceiling.
use a small trash pail to trap
slide cardboard between pail and wall or what ever.

I have a Santa beard and long hair.
So I put on a winter hoodie sweatshirt
pulled tight to cover all but eyes
Being over weight and it was a warm night
I was sweating a lot before I got both out and was done checking for others.

[Saint7]

I think we hit it with a broom.. If I'm not mistaken..

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Holly Love

I personally would not share stories of BCD activities. One thing to consider: commuting an escort to calls, equates to a pimping and pandering ticket which in most states is a felony. This is why I will not drive ladies to calls.

Also, I have heard from sooooo many guys, that they just don't like the idea of someone hanging around waiting or the neighbors seeing a lady dropped off and picked up an hour later. IDK... it seems like there definitely is a need for drivers in some markets.

true
why never post in her review if she gets one.
and stories I have told never about that driving
with the bats story, I have no idea what was going on, never stated handle of gal or client.

Hotels are better
if a home
I have drove to a near by Wendy's and have a frosty as I waited.

[offshoredrilling]

grocery shopping with a provider

I have done that a few times
I find it was best going late when store not busy
And have her wear flip flops
so you can tell where to go to head her off at the pass after she lost ya LOL

she got me looking at something
then was gone
flip flop flip flop
mmmm go that way and see what aisle she pops out from LOL

she wanted a guy with her so as not to get hit on when grocery shopping.


one night a gal just wanted to go for a walk down a busy street with lots of bars to people watch.
so dressed like a wife she asked me to walk with her.
fucking drunk guys will hit on anything LOL

[Saint7]

Ha

[CaptainKaos]

Originally Posted by Saint7

I dunno why, not like I want to do it every night.. Since I'm a big guy I think I could be helpful, but I think hearing stories from one location to another would be a hoot.

Saint

Let us know how this fishing trip goes.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by CaptainKaos

Let us know how this fishing trip goes.

The fishing trip part is pretty much what I was thinking, too. As far as letting us know how it goes? I'll pass...

[Saint7]

Originally Posted by CaptainKaos

Let us know how this fishing trip goes.

I really don't get the fishing trip analogy..

[Dkayz]

I used to be a driver. It can be fun and boring at the same time. Definitely have some stories lol.

[LeilaniBebe]

Hypothetically random text message "Hi, I didn't want service, I was just trying to see if you needed a driver?"


I think its creepy and kinda, umm, weird!

[bigryan2222]

If any girls want to practice sex or bjs let me know. I can provide that service for a small fee. It comes with a binder with possible improvements.

[zeejoe]

LOL @ the pimp-fantasy.

[Saint7]

Originally Posted by bigryan2222

If any girls want to practice sex or bjs let me know. I can provide that service for a small fee. It comes with a binder with possible improvements.

Nice!

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Saint7

I really don't get the fishing trip analogy..

What a shock??