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Old 05-25-2014, 04:06 PM   #16
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Yeah... so if you only count each unique inch of cock... those numbers are still impressive.... BUT if you multiply two strokes per second... times 60 seconds per minute times 10 minutes per unique cock... you have to multiply those numbers by 1200! 2092 times 1200 = 2.5 million feet of cock! Amost 500 miles!!!l
hold the mother fuckin jimmie phone!

...jimmie docrisin may have stumbled on the bestest hook rating system of all time!

...jimmies might be able to pick a filly based on meat tube mileage! ...frackin sweeeet!
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xy bring it back vl lookin for ya buddy
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Old 05-25-2014, 05:11 PM   #18
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Well if you go faster than 2 strokes a second, you won't last 10 minutes... if you go slower than 2 per, you may last longer... it seemed like a good starting point...

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Two strokes per second for ten minutes? We're talking jimmies, not The Avengers!
But the way everyone writes the ROS, everyone is part of the avengers
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do raw or covered mile count as say more miles? just askin
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hi mountain goat! ...give regards to saigey for ol pm
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do raw or covered mile count as say more miles? just askin
the hook on all fours counts for more miles due to deeper penetration ...bjs only might be like tryin driving in reverse to run the odometer back
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hi mountain goat! ...give regards to saigey for ol pm
sure i will lol, picking out baby strollers will tell her
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Was tryin to calculate the mileage on the SO, lol.

Half a foot of Jimmy. Two strokes a second. 60 seconds per minute. Ten minutes, twice a week, 52 weeks a year, 15 years... Almost a million feet of cock. 177 miles!!! Not bad, not bad...

What should I get her for the millionth foot of cock??? Is that the giant dildo anniversary? I'm no good at picking out presents
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doc you done put in the miles! ...hows bouts tradin in for one with that new car smell?
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ol plastic man loves talking about jimmie cock ...fo sho!

...but to all the math masters out there ...how much pipe would ya figure the more ravenous hooks have lassoed in their day? ...put end to end ...a hundred foot? ...a thousand foot? ...more?

and how many gallons of the joie de vivre ya reckon they fracked out? ...ten gallons? ...enough to float shamu?
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