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06-24-2014, 11:50 AM
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This is why I don't have any Pets!!
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06-28-2014, 11:09 AM
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07-07-2014, 03:13 PM
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07-26-2014, 02:10 PM
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A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, 'There was only $25 in your account.'
'I know', said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
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I WILL be retelling this one. TFF. (Hell, I may try it.)
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08-06-2014, 08:29 AM
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violence never solves anything
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08-06-2014, 09:25 AM
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08-06-2014, 01:42 PM
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08-06-2014, 02:13 PM
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Edited by VS - #10 - Topics regarding children, and certain images depicting children are not material for an adult-themed board.
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08-07-2014, 02:39 PM
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The above makes it seem really bad for what I've posted. By all means I did not see it in that context.
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08-07-2014, 05:06 PM
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Originally posted by blasphemouse -The above makes it seem really bad for what I've posted. By all means I did not see it in that context.
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Yeah, my Ominous Red Font does make is seem like you committed genocide or something doesn't it?
We all tend to forget that cartoons depicting minors, sexual overtone or not, is harmless most anywhere and overlooked. They were cute & funny. However, we all need to remember that anything with kids needs to stay off the board to protect us all.
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08-07-2014, 07:50 PM
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Tx Gfe =}
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08-07-2014, 11:11 PM
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 a10Bomb u are hilarious!!!
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08-09-2014, 01:18 PM
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Always wear underwear... or not depending on your point of view 
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08-10-2014, 08:59 AM
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A man had a talking dog. One Sunday afternoon while watching a football game in his apartment the man gave the dog $20 and said, "Go across the street and get me a pizza." 45 minutes went by and the dog hadn't returned. Concerned for the dog's safety, the man went downstairs and outside, only to find his dog on the sidewalk banging the bitch chihuahua from down the street.
"What the hell is this?!" the man exclaimed. "You've never acted like this before!"
"I know," said the dog as he continued to pound away. "But I never had money before, either!"
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