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Originally Posted by Toyz
Yes it does happen...but some of us...including me...wont sit in a damn parking lot for very long..
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Hey, parking lot is a darn interesting place to chill at.....
You park your car at a spot that doesn't seem to have any surveillance camera....
You see the cleaning ladies walk in and out of rooms.....you wave at them; they wave back....you wonder if you have a shot at free pussy......
You count the number of pimps strolling around, talking on cellphones like a bausse....hispanics and blacks....the most common loitering variety.... If you're real lucky, one of them walks up to you and tells you his sob story before he lays down the punchline, "Ya got any change, bruh?"
You see the bikers roll in with their fat chicks tagging along.....
Then there's the occasional police patrol car....which adds to the thrill of your wait....
There are also other unsuspecting Johns coming out of their cars......you wink at them, give them a thumbs up and a look that says, "Yea, buddy! Go get some..."
But most times, you can just chill in the car, with the A/C and radio up.....while you stare into your cellphone screen....
Or if you're not one to sit still.....just keep circling around the parking lot until air traffic control guides you in....or until the hotel management calls the cops on you....
How does the saying go again? When life gives you lemon, make lemon cake, pie, tarts and lemonade....