Am I the only one?

[timetolive]

Originally Posted by threshold

I just go to them for conversations.................

... and you always bought Playboy for the articles ...

I gave up strip clubs after I figured out there were more cost effective ways to spend my money.

I took a stripper home one night ... never went back again ... TTL

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by DrWalls

I love the idea of a strip club, but I have never had a good time at one. Every time I do go to a club it's either dead in the club or it's so busy that I can't get any attention. Even if I do find the right girl and go VIP, I feel rushed like a waitress trying to turn over a table in a busy restaurant. I want to to be entertained instead of having a disconnected lady mindlessly grinding on me. Am I alone on this one?

Do you only frequent one place? Try out different clubs...the city is full of them.

Not sure how you're finding the "right girl" but don't pick the first one that walks by and send the major hustlers packing too.

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

I've never understood the point of strip clubs. .

Window shopping of course.

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

but in general to me, it seems like an unsure deal

If you don't like the thrill of the hunt then the titty bars probably aren't for you.

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

your quality of entertainment is lower than if you book with a provider.

The quality of entertainment depends on the gal and has little to do with the venue.

[DrWalls]

Wow, so many opinions. I agree with almost all of them, but the casino analogy is best. I think from now on I will just book private shows with providers and avoid the clubs all together.

[bbkid]

What? Most of them offer a free lunch!

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

If you don't like the thrill of the hunt then the titty bars probably aren't for you.

Definitely not my style. Was in one, once in London and had a dance from a lady. She was totally nude and had her pussy about 2 inches from my face. Whatever the female version of blue balls is, is what I had, lols. I made my bf at the time take me home straight away and fuck me, lols.

I've hobbied as the "client" a few times, and had way much more fun. But hey, I get it that some guys like the clubs, to each their own.

[citizen44]

When I was younger, I always felt sorry for the women in the stories where guys ruthlessly used them for sex, stole their money and dumped them. Then I grew up and met strippers. Now those stories make me laugh and feel all warm and fuzzy.

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I second the "Bring more cash," approach. Keep some cash stacked on your table...tip the hot ones a buck (or five or ten) when they pass by...

lol so that's how it works. I do like the idea of only giving the hot ones a dollar when they pass by...that means everyone else gets .50 cent. I have the worst of luck. No ladies will ever come to my table.

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by shinepro

The reason you go to clubs is for the atmosphere, the environment. Some guys don't want to have sex, they just want to be in the scene and a strip club does it for them. Nothing like being in a club with about 50 clubs and more than that patrons. The energy is beyond belief. I can't believe any provider would bash a strip club taking folks money ye of the 200 to 450 an hour variety. Everybody wants to maximize their profit. No one is pulling money out of your pockets and making you make it rain. Tip the people that count, the door guys, bartenders, waitresses and bathroom attendants. They know the lay of the land and can help you find the right situation, but alot of you guys don't understand that and simply go there and spend money on the girls, thus the issue. Grease a few more palms besides the dancers and watch the plethora of information that will come your way.

There's an Italian looking paraplegic in a wheel chair that be hitting up the clubs. He rolls through in his wheel chair looking gangsta than a muthafucker. he be getting ho's too.

lol

[Guest021817-2]

Great Melssia Ethridge song..

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by tbone2u

If you don't know how to play the game at strip clubs...you won't enjoy yourself and if you do..you spent too much.
The girls at these clubs are there to make money. They make money on you then they are off to another. Is that so hard to understand? That's what providers do. They are not here to fall in love with us.

Nobody gets it unfortunately

[Sig9er]

Originally Posted by citizen44

When I was younger, I always felt sorry for the women in the stories where guys ruthlessly used them for sex, stole their money and dumped them. Then I grew up and met strippers. Now those stories make me laugh and feel all warm and fuzzy.

That's just fuckin' heartwarming there mate. I'm tearing up a little myself.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by citizen44

Then I grew up and met strippers. Now those stories make me laugh and feel all warm and fuzzy.

That's why a got a lifetime membership to a local club ...

.... so long ago I can remember the # assigned to me.

[tbone2u]

I'm kind of the same. I have lifetime VIP membership at the Church. When I purchased it it was only $500

[BsandHobby]

watered down liquor.... hit or miss quality.... hit or miss action.... dirty accommodations....

Not worth the time or effort unless it is purely for social reasons with friends.

The providers in Houston win the cost to value/quality game every time imo.

That being said, a couple clubs I went to in San Diego had virtually nonstop model quality entertainment that I would return for.