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07-17-2014, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
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Vid defenately wurth washing! Lak yur az b4 fukin a ho!
Hukt ahn foniks werkt fur mee. Doan goa fukin et uhp bi been a wurd notsee azhoal! Diz be bowt hoze n fukin nut gramir.
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07-17-2014, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by pyramider
We all know people that just cannot get it right. I received an email from a new college graduate that was written in text message slang. I responded back and copied his manager.
The linck explains things nicely:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
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"Linck" or Link?
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07-17-2014, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by DownForWhatever
"Linck" or Link?
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One may only posit that on any occasion certain subcultural vernacular will expose itself of its (possessive, gender neutral) own volition.
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07-17-2014, 12:11 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by DownForWhatever
"Linck" or Link?
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The c is a trip down memory trail of a provider in Houston, and is done on purpose and not due to being illiterate.
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07-17-2014, 12:28 PM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
Location: Houston
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Phildo! Go tell your favorite whore to bring herself, and her fucked up grammar, in here...it's all boring without her...
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07-17-2014, 12:30 PM
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Account Disabled
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Join Date: Sep 23, 2013
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Originally Posted by phildo
Vid defenately wurth washing! Lak yur az b4 fukin a ho!
Hukt ahn foniks werkt fur mee. Doan goa fukin et uhp bi been a wurd notsee azhoal! Diz be bowt hoze n fukin nut gramir.
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I know this us a joke but... I cannot understand any of it! Lol
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07-17-2014, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Wakeup
Phildo! Go tell your favorite whore to bring herself, and her fucked up grammar, in here...it's all boring without her...
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Dose anyone know why everywhere she goes, much ado about nothing follows? Got a threAD with 12 posts, go get Tara, it'll be good for 4 pages! And at least one mod reprimand....
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07-17-2014, 01:40 PM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
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Sounds like a good time to me! Go get her...
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07-17-2014, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 20, 2009
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If any of you ladies need to hire a cunning linguist, as Weird Al suggested, I'm your man!
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07-18-2014, 06:52 AM
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The following is one of my favorite cover letters of all time. Although he did spell everything correctly it's still shameless as hell. Enjoy:
upload img
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07-18-2014, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by phildo
Vid defenately wurth washing! Lak yur az b4 fukin a ho!
Hukt ahn foniks werkt fur mee. Doan goa fukin et uhp bi been a wurd notsee azhoal! Diz be bowt hoze n fukin nut gramir.
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Originally Posted by Jillian Price
I know this us a joke but... I cannot understand any of it! Lol
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JR,
Have you translated this yet?
It takes longer to create it in this pidgin English form, with some Ebonics thrown in, than it does to do it properly.
Video definitely worth washing! (sic) Like your ass before fucking a whore!
Hooked on phonics worked for me. Don't go fucking it up by being a word Nazi asshole!! This be about whores and fucking not grammar.
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07-18-2014, 05:01 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Chainsaw is wrong. Its about communication and the ability to communicate.
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07-18-2014, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
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Conjunction junction, what is your function?
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07-19-2014, 01:36 PM
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Your MILF Addiction!
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07-19-2014, 01:39 PM
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Your MILF Addiction!
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