Valerie, the wifey...

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by trey

Your whore wife doesn't get enough attention already?

Words of wisdom from one whose posts are blinded by his PLEASE LOOK AT ME signature "line." People in glass houses...ijs

[HoustonMilfDebbie]

Thanks!

[carkido45]

I want your wife

[TheDon]

Valerie, divorce Wakeup, and be my new wife. Because:

If you'll be with me
I'll hold you real tight
I'll be by your side
All day and all night
If you'll be my wife
I will treat you nice
We will make love
Whenever I like

I'll buy you new shoes
And a dress that is red
They'll belong just to you
Since my old girl is now dead
You have a pretty face
And hair that is gold
And your asshole is small
Like a seven year old

#PleaseBeMyWife

[Wakeup]

She's not falling for it Don...in the end she knows:

That I'm never gonna give her up.
That I'm never gonna let her down.
That I'm never gonna run around and desert her.
That I'm never gonna make her cry.
That I'm never gonna say goodbye.
That I'm never gonna tell a lie and hurt her.

Besides, she digs my tan trench coats and shirts that are the same color as my jeans...

P.S.-You gotta see this video of my wife pleasuring herself Rick roll'd muthafuckas!

[pyramider]

Oh damn ... this thread is getting weird.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Oh damn ... this thread is getting weird.

Getting?

[DarthMaul]

Val showed the DarkSide some love on his birthday so I must show her some...Love this pic. That damn mouth...yummy

[bbkid]

Originally Posted by Valerie

I still am a cunty hooktard )

[Valerie]

Waking up to this disaster of a threAD has made my day already

[Valerie]

This seemed appropriate given the eccentric tone of this thread..

[boardman]

Originally Posted by carkido45

I want your wife

Originally Posted by Don91

Valerie, divorce Wakeup, and be my new wife. Because:

If you'll be with me
I'll hold you real tight
I'll be by your side
All day and all night
If you'll be my wife
I will treat you nice
We will make love
Whenever I like

I'll buy you new shoes
And a dress that is red
They'll belong just to you
Since my old girl is now dead
You have a pretty face
And hair that is gold
And your asshole is small
Like a seven year old

#PleaseBeMyWife

You fucktards go away. I've been sitting on wakeup's porch for three months now just waiting for him to let me in...



...And now I find out I'm gonna have to wait til after the Mayan Zombie Apocalypse to see her.

[TheDon]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

She's not falling for it Don...in the end she knows:

That I'm never gonna give her up.
That I'm never gonna let her down.
That I'm never gonna run around and desert her.
That I'm never gonna make her cry.
That I'm never gonna say goodbye.
That I'm never gonna tell a lie and hurt her.

Besides, she digs my tan trench coats and shirts that are the same color as my jeans...

P.S.-You gotta see this video of my wife pleasuring herself Rick roll'd muthafuckas!

Fair enough. But I got my fill of your wife last night in the "American Werewolf In London." But I'll be more than happy to double my pleasure with Rick Astley right now, just for good measure. So the joke is on you, playboy

Originally Posted by boardman

You fucktards go away. I've been sitting on wakeup's porch for three months now just waiting for him to let me in...



...And now I find out I'm gonna have to wait til after the Mayan Zombie Apocalypse to see her.

com at mez bro

[boardman]

heh, I got your bro right here.



Yes, Dear Valerie, we are fighting over you.

[TheDon]

I'm down to scrap.