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pxmcc · 09-14-2018, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Krystal_RoseBBW

Yesterday, while sitting in crawling traffic....

I saw a mouse fall out of the wheel of the back tire of the car in front of me. It ran around a bit in the break down lane. Then, as traffic moved, it ran back to the car it came from, climbed up the tire and disappeared into the undercarriage.

I know this is not something that happened to me. But it's the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time.

yesterday i was cycling from downtown to memorial park, and right near the aquarium i saw a huge rat running next to me. i hate both rats and cockroaches, but there are more cockroaches, so i hate them worse. i love bats, but their guano sucks the breath outta you. (there are many bats on that route too, btw.)

that was weird..

Brooke Wilde · 09-14-2018, 07:20 AM

I was on a cruise to nowhere years ago and there was a psychic on board doing free readings, so for shits and giggles I got in line.

When I sat down I asked her a bunch of stupid questions and she answered all of them correctly and these were not "yes and no" type questions.

She knew my dads bestfriends name was ALLEN! How crazy is that?

She told me one person that was suppose to come on the cruise with my group cancled (true).

Said my grandmother bought me the sweater I was wearing for Christmas (true).

Asked to hold my ring and told me my boyfriend purchased it for me and that he was younger, his name started with a "B", that he lived at home with his mom and her cat (true).

She also told me I'd be experiencing the death of someone around me soon, but it wouldn't be a person, I get home and my guinea pig is dead!

Weird! Weird! Weird!

pxmcc · 09-14-2018, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

I was on a cruise to nowhere years ago and there was a psychic on board doing free readings, so for shits and giggles I got in line.

When I sat down I asked her a bunch of stupid questions and she answered all of them correctly and these were not "yes and no" type questions.

She knew my dads bestfriends name was ALLEN! How crazy is that?

She told me one person that was suppose to come on the cruise with my group cancled (true).

Said my grandmother bought me the sweater I was wearing for Christmas (true).

Asked to hold my ring and told me my boyfriend purchased it for me and that he was younger, his name started with a "B", that he lived at home with his mom and her cat (true).

She also told me I'd be experiencing the death of someone around me soon, but it wouldn't be a person, I get home and my guinea pig is dead!

Weird! Weird! Weird!

Brooke, although i'm not religious, i believe in stuff like this. she was no mere psychic. she was an empath, like Deanna Troy..

weird..

dmode · 09-14-2018, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by R.M.

When I was going to message therapy school I was working at Centerfold and I was allowed to put my table in the locker room. I came to my table one night to find a dancer that was fired had taken a shit on the carpet and whipped her ass with my white towels/sheets and tossed them back on my table and just stumbled off property. Really. I still want to cunt punch that bitch.

Oh then there was the time I was sitting in the VIP room and we watched a man go full Greek on a passed out dancer.

Then there was a girl trying to stuff a red jacket up some girl's Va Jay Jay. I will never figure that one out.
Some times the truth is weirder than fiction.

Lmfao. Do go on.

FLWriter · 09-14-2018, 11:20 AM

I've told this story before here somewhere on a similar thread. I don't see many young ladies anymore, preferring if you will more mature, experienced providers. However, once when I was in full dog position with a young lady and having so much fun the doorbell rang and she bolted to grab a robe. Obviously she was expecting someone. It was the pizza deliveryman. Really? I wasn't expecting pizza. But she dutifully paid and made her own delivery--to the back room where her children were waiting for dinner behind a closed door. I wasn't expecting that either.

Someone asked me once if I was able to finish after that. Well, that's the thing about youth. My pepperoni stayed at full attention until she returned.

Slitlikr · 09-14-2018, 10:42 PM

Great stories!

Flat on my back in a civvies apartment in CC many years ago-
She was on my face, hands on the headboard, with my tongue in her cooch.

Out of no where, my stiff junk was ambushed by one of her kittens.

Holy hell!

She got vaulted and her little puss got punted.

pxmcc · 09-14-2018, 11:14 PM

^^tff sir..

PhantomofTheOpera · 09-14-2018, 11:30 PM

^^^^ bbbwwaahahahaha!

Now, that is funny! Sorry guy, but I chuckled reading that and I know how you felt because I had a civie girlfriend whose cat did a similar thing to me, so I feel your pain. I thought I was the only one that had something like that happen; good to know I'm not the lone stranger.

Fizley · 09-15-2018, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Great stories!

Flat on my back in a civvies apartment in CC many years ago-
She was on my face, hands on the headboard, with my tongue in her cooch.

Out of no where, my stiff junk was ambushed by one of her kittens.

Holy hell!

She got vaulted and her little puss got punted.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Winner! Best story of this thread!

LadyMoxie · 09-16-2018, 10:04 AM

This guy lost his sock in my Incall and we never found it lol!
That was weird!

LadyMoxie · 09-16-2018, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Fizley

Ding! Ding! Ding! Winner! Best story of this thread!

Oh! Ouch! Funny tho

cinderbella · 09-16-2018, 05:51 PM

Back when I was a struggling college student, I answered an ad looking for escorts. A woman told me to show up at a certain hotel and I would walk off with a bunch of cash for the effort. The hotel was very upscale, and the guy was very nice. We did the call thing, and this mystery woman was waiting for me in a private area. I gave her the cut and she asked me if I wanted to do it again. I said no, I was not ready back then and I went back to hitting the bricks for a regular job.

I interviewed and was offered a job at an independent bistro. A few days or so on the job, I was introduced to the owner. Guess who? The mystery woman. We never spoke about it.

Warptcuck · 09-16-2018, 09:44 PM

My step sister is a gold digger. We are same age but she is in California and I was in Texas. Some dude who sold a small oil company to someone she knew in California for $139M. His real name was same as my nickname.
She flew into Houston to visit her mom and she invited me to her hotel room. She couldn't stay at my dad and step mom's house, it was to low class.
Well she started coming on to me and she looked HOT, until she took her clothes off. So much plastic surgery fucked up a few body parts.
But, I took her up on the offer. I nailed her several times, including some very aggressive greek. We talked and fucked for several days then she started talking about moving to Texas and wondered if her and her 5 kids could stay with me. FUCK NO! 5 kids?
I asked why someone like her was looking to move in with me. Was her rich boyfriends not hooking her up? Then she said she knew about the sale of my company. ????? I work in construction and I don't own anything except for my 1993 Dodge pickup.
I looked it up and bam, she had the wrong person. She was somewhat mad, but I wasn't. She left for California and I never seen her again.

Princess Kimber · 09-17-2018, 05:06 AM

When I first started providing, I learned about the sponging technique. Never worked for me but thought I'd try it one more time. I seen the client everything went smooth until I went to look for the sponge and couldn't find it. After having my sister and best friend dig for it I finally decided to go to the doctor. So embarrassed that I had an "foreign object" inside me lol long story short the doctor didn't find it. Called the client and he wanted to know why I left a sponge on his couch

I've never sponged again. How embarrassing

pxmcc · 09-17-2018, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Princess Kimber

When I first started providing, I learned about the sponging technique. Never worked for me but thought I'd try it one more time. I seen the client everything went smooth until I went to look for the sponge and couldn't find it. After having my sister and best friend dig for it I finally decided to go to the doctor. So embarrassed that I had an "foreign object" inside me lol long story short the doctor didn't find it. Called the client and he wanted to know why I left a sponge on his couch

I've never sponged again. How embarrassing

great story PrincessK!
btw, when are you coming back to h-town, and we should do a review session already..