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fortwortholdguy · 03-29-2010, 08:15 AM

Jfred this is a great place to have fun and connect with some truly wonderful ladies...but lots of these ladies check out a guy's posts and reviews before booking...

I think you are on the cusp of realizing that and I look forward to your insightful comments...

I truly do admire your mastery of the English language!!!

Guest012211-3 · 03-29-2010, 08:54 AM

JFred, I could take a few cheap shots at you right now, but I won't, LOL.

The ladies do take your posts into consideration before booking an appointment with you. I imagine any lady you are interested in will look for certain qualities and conducting yourself as a gentleman is usually number one.

But what do I know? I'm retired

( sorry, couldn't resist)

fortwortholdguy · 03-29-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicole Preston

JFred, I could take a few cheap shots at you right now, but I won't, LOL.

The ladies do take your posts into consideration before booking an appointment with you. I imagine any lady you are interested in will look for certain qualities and conducting yourself as a gentleman is usually number one.

But what do I know? I'm retired

( sorry, couldn't resist)

Nicole, even though you are retired from providing, we still value your input. I hope you continue to give it...

chipper · 03-29-2010, 09:26 AM

jfred, keep your dry sense of humor! I love it.

jfred · 03-29-2010, 10:18 AM

Thank you, chipper. More than anything I appreciate your using the lower case 'j' for my handle, even when starting a sentence!!

Makes me miss DragonAss and his "Hello, jfred (no caps)" greetings.

I wonder what he's doing these days.

Nicole, I agree with fwog that you may still have something worthwhile to contribute despite being retired (I'm effectively retired myself). Of course I wouldn't have fawned over you publicly to say it, like he did.

fwog, I love being "on the cusp" of things! Are you saying that truly wonderful ladies will find me more attractive if I don't give grammar lessons?

fortwortholdguy · 03-29-2010, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jfred

Of course I wouldn't have fawned over you publicly to say it, like he did.

Are you saying that truly wonderful ladies will find me more attractive if I don't give grammar lessons?

What I was trying to say is that it's not verboten to post nice things about ladies on this board.

And the grammar doesn't matter; even if you have misspelled words and runon sentences and all those bad things it's the thought that counts.

Try again, you're still not on my Ignore List but getting mighty close...

Guest050911 · 03-29-2010, 10:31 AM

OK, the idea of this thread was to make peace... So Peace Out... Man!

No one needs to get their feathers ruffled....

jfred · 03-29-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by PurplePussyEater

...No one needs to get their feathers ruffled....

I trust you saw the wealth of smiley faces in my last post, PPE.

I also trust that you understand that I just "couldn't help myself" when fwog gets all fwogish on me and starts giving tips on cleaning up my image and reputation here.

Surely the irony of that amuses you, just a little bit?

Mr fwog, you are a nice man, I can tell. I'll stop commenting on your niceness, however, if it bothers you. You'll find me more palatable is you push your tongue out into your cheek (doesn't matter which side) when you read my posts.

Having sex after lunch with a truly wonderful lady. It's a lovely day and I'm sure we'll leave the windows open. Peace to all.

fortwortholdguy · 03-29-2010, 11:18 AM

Peace to you too, my brother...

Makes me want to go out to my storage shed and try to find that old box full of bell bottom jeans, tie-dyed t shirts, and peace symbol jewelry I've been carrying around since the 70's!!!

Make love not war!!!

OFF · 03-29-2010, 11:32 AM

jfred,

Forgive the more common vernacular, but I appreciate the fact that you "manned-up". We all screw-up occasionally, but what we do once we realize it is far more indicative of our character.

Damn that almost sounds philosophical.

OFF :-)

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Lana Warren · 03-29-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by jfred

Are you saying that truly wonderful ladies will find me more attractive if I don't give grammar lessons?

Damn jfred, I thought I was the only English teacher around here! LOL!

jfred · 03-29-2010, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lana Warren

...I thought I was the only English teacher around here!...

I'm of the opinion, Lana, that English teachers conjugate the best!