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09-19-2012, 04:19 PM
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Choose Your Gypsy
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I got nothing. One thing to have a smelly guy come along but a no quit take a shit guy.....
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09-20-2012, 12:01 PM
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lol i am going to have to say th eonly thing that irks me is when a guy comes over and he is like 300 pounds, the only thing that scares me is that they are gonna break my bed lol. other than that i have never experience very smelly clients but i am sure that would be #1 if that ever happened. lol,. i say if u are 300+ pounds and you know you are going to a girls apt, you should try outcalls or hotels, cause i dunno if my bed can support 500 pounds lol
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09-20-2012, 12:03 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA:mf_laughbounce 3:  :mf_laughbounc e2:  :mf_laughb ounce3:
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09-20-2012, 12:56 PM
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And don't forget the water bottle that was used and then peed in and left for me opened on the tub, which I knocked off and spilled all over me and the floor. Ya, that was a good day.
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09-20-2012, 03:14 PM
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Jeez no wonder ya'll are so edged out on first dates...
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09-20-2012, 08:41 PM
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So now I feel a LOT better, having not died, dropped a duece off in the bed or practiced my high velocity evacuation during an appointment.
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Lmfao!!!
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09-23-2012, 11:54 PM
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Jeez no wonder ya'll are so edged out on first dates...
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Yeah in addition to the usual screening, apparently we need to ask about normal BM routines, a history of heart problems, and DNR's before we get started.
Oh and if you see an empty water bottle, please do not urinate in it - Thanks!
Oh lordy.... ....LMAO
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09-24-2012, 03:01 PM
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And don't forget the water bottle that was used and then peed in and left for me opened on the tub, which I knocked off and spilled all over me and the floor. Ya, that was a good day.
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Ummmmm..sounds to me like you ran into someone that hadn't shed his dog-like characteristics and was simply marking his territory..so to speak... 
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09-24-2012, 04:31 PM
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So now I feel a LOT better, having not died, dropped a duece off in the bed or practiced my high velocity evacuation during an appointment.
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If you did all that, got the donation right, and didn't arrive early or stay late you just won client of the year.
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09-24-2012, 04:58 PM
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This almost needs to be moved to the Comedy section, but there are some problem clients out there that makes this thread so serious!
Maybe the ladies can charge extra for cleaning!
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09-24-2012, 07:48 PM
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I haven't had that situation yet.
I knww how to diffuse the stinky ones. But now they show up showered and shaved.
No major accidents, but a friend of mine had a client, and he left a skidmark as he sat up on the bed. But that would have been handled in the shower beforehand.
@ Mya Honey, you need to invest in a better bed. I've got one for the heavyweights. Any of my fellas big enough to break my bed, he's got to be made of concrete.
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09-24-2012, 07:59 PM
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I thought I was the only one who said "BLOWOUT"!!! Haaaaa
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