The hooker time machine

[Missburger]

Love Twitter

[Naughty.Nikki]

Originally Posted by NBruno

If you roll back the odometer on a car to help sell it go ahead and do it. As long as the buyer gets a great ride he'll be happy.If this is a woman to woman question your Friday Syracuse partner posted in her bio in Dec 2015 that her age was 46.Now in 2019 is low 40's.Let us know how your research goes.

She rolled it ahead. It’s not as common as rolling back. The preferred method seems to be pick something absolutely unbelievable that maybe in a dark bar with drinking googles would pass but let’s up the ante and shave ur weight down by 20-40lb and call urself athletic. And call him
An asshole when he gives u a no in the review. I’ll expect a full report on my listed weight vs pic weight by Monday. I tend to err on the side of caution like the svelte rolled forward lady. It says 120 but usually that’s more like 118. Subtract the implants weight of kilo and now we’re are back a hooker math my goodness. What did I do??? People crying about 2yr and a kilo of tits but saying I’m 29 and 95lb ur good with? Got it I’m thinking someone got told their money is no good here

[Naughty.Nikki]

Originally Posted by Mr Dingleberry

NBruno her friend looks more late 30's/very early 40's so what is your point on this three year thing? You have mentioned this more than once, why do you even care so much to keep mentioning it? Nit picking at three years... Who does that?

You have not seen her so what do you actually know? You dont, you just like running at the mouth about someone you've never seen making assumptions on a number...

You seem to have some thing for her, did she turn you down or something?

I’m gonna knit pic his previous posts and see why this rolling forward feature causes him so much inner turmoil and denial that such a thing may exist...I just hope it doesn’t get weird

[Naughty.Nikki]

Originally Posted by Missburger

Love Twitter

What’s ur favorite part.

[Naughty.Nikki]

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php...ost1061092360M
I feel like our thoughts and opinions are the similar. False advertising. Bitches that con. Liars of physical attributes. I don’t approve of it either. Ladies like my svelte blonde and Sindi in Syracuse are not false advertising. Maybe some of those wildabeasts are but that is the eye of the beholders problem bc the pics were scary af and u still full speed ahead. Same with when the pics are some super smoking hot model fresh off the vs runway that just so happens to be in the frozen tundra of upstate and she will fuck u 20 different ways like uve never been fucked and all for price of a couple Big Mac meals....it’s not happening now ur as delusional as Kelli o. false advertising fuckery ruins it for everyone. Dudes don’t trust any pics and then I’ve got dudes requesting I hold a piece of paper up with my face and date in it and last nights mascara is now doubling as lipstick.

[NBruno]

The lady doth protest too much,methink All her posts are still up.For a woman to say she's older than she is would be hard to believe. BTW I did date her at her old apartment.First floor,left side overlooking parking lot bedroom all the way to back

[sin.di.vine]

Nikki nikki..i love you!! Not are you only stunning .. you are the sexist of fiesty..!!
You are a real diamond in the rough.. thank you for that endorsment!!!..
You are truly a friend to many..including me right now!!! Your pix are ridiculous beautiful.. can i share them?

[JONBALLS]

yes cash

i know your making shit tons with those new BOOBS

you wont miss some

[Naughty.Nikki]

Originally Posted by NBruno

The lady doth protest too much,methink All her posts are still up.For a woman to say she's older than she is would be hard to believe. BTW I did date her at her old apartment.First floor,left side overlooking parking lot bedroom all the way to back

Ok I’ll agree with u it’s not common or the norm but it does happen with age bc I do it with my weight. The most falsified weight is 135. Height will be listed anywhere from 5’0-maybe 5’4 and list themselves as athletic with cottage cheese and so little calf muscle I’m not even sure they have ever actually walked anywhere in life. They need a box for veal under body type and different types of veals. Bc their skinny veals medium veals and large veals. Don’t even get me going the bs dimensions they throw up there for fluff but have no clue what they mean Bc I analyze the height weight along with dimensions and I’m right back to trying to solve hooker math in the time machine. I had my weight listed as 250lb for almost 2yr. Best part was nbt 100% believed it

[CSMITTTY]

I just want to be with a woman who looks like a "normal" woman and it not be a total surprise (in a negative way) when I see her.

[Missburger]

Originally Posted by Naughty.Nikki

What’s ur favorite part.

When feelings and facts can be posted without bs rules

[Lakeside2016]

I think of it more as a marketing strategy.

It hasn't been discussed in a while, but on BP, there was always talk about the 18 yr olds. There were women who claimed that they were 18 because guys were interested in the "barely legal girls." Some of these women were more than a few years beyond 18, but it got business coming their way. Then there was the concern about girls claiming they were 18, thus legal, but were underage, so there was a concern about what a date would entail.

There is also the issue of how a woman keeps herself up. There are women who take care of themselves by managing their diet, exercise, taking care of their skin, and avoid PT so they look younger than they are. Opposed to that is women who literally look that they have been "rolled hard and put away wet" doing things that aren't healthy, thus looking far older than they are.

The posting of age, is in some part, what they can get away with. It is also dealing with marketing. Guys are looking for women, sometimes, within a certain age bracket, (i.e. no one over 30/40/50, late teens, early 20s etc...) We call it "dating", but it is a business, and advertising, is a big part of it.

As far as I am concerned, as long as what we are doing is consensus, and we are happy with the illusion, I don't think we should sweat the load all that much about the posted age.

[offshoredrilling]

pass

[Saltcitykitten]

If we are talking about a certain blonde ... I can attest to the fact that she looks amazing for a lady at any age. And most certainly in her 40’s. She’s fierce AF. She doesn’t need any backup but I just wanted to drop by the old Ec land of the oh so gritty commentary and add my two cents.

Yes, it is marketing strategies. Some people are driven by different needs and intentions. I used to believe I could never ever ever create a base without fudging on my age. I picked an age I could get away wirh and no one batted an eye. I’m two years off and my weight is always between 115 and 122 at this time. It’s winter son give me a break. But now I am have a steady base. Because truly I don’t want to lie and have someone open the door and say..... no thank you and then I’m slammed to all hell in an encounter report. If someone wants an 18 year old spinner he wouldn’t be very happy if I hoodwinked him because I’m not that.

If you’re looking for Morticia with a side of Riot Girl ... swipe right.

Xoxoxo Scarlett Fever

[Naughty.Nikki]

Originally Posted by Saltcitykitten

If we are talking about a certain blonde ... I can attest to the fact that she looks amazing for a lady at any age. And most certainly in her 40’s. She’s fierce AF. She doesn’t need any backup but I just wanted to drop by the old Ec land of the oh so gritty commentary and add my two cents.

Yes, it is marketing strategies. Some people are driven by different needs and intentions. I used to believe I could never ever ever create a base without fudging on my age. I picked an age I could get away wirh and no one batted an eye. I’m two years off and my weight is always between 115 and 122 at this time. It’s winter son give me a break. But now I am have a steady base. Because truly I don’t want to lie and have someone open the door and say..... no thank you and then I’m slammed to all hell in an encounter report. If someone wants an 18 year old spinner he wouldn’t be very happy if I hoodwinked him because I’m not that.

If you’re looking for Morticia with a side of Riot Girl ... swipe right.

Xoxoxo Scarlett Fever

And that’s why they keep coming back. They don’t feel like their getting taken. I’m to thin for some guys. Some guys don’t like man man makes. All
Fine by both parties bc nobody was let ro believe they were renting a veyeon for the a rusty Ford Fiesta was out there instead. Plus lying is a character defect like bad credit. I’m gonna do a post u can appreciate in a bit and will have u chucking for day. Hint...it’s about the most valuable piece of paper to a hooker