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Originally Posted by LovingKayla
If you and your wife were dog fighting with each other in the kitchen and instead of picking up the cast iron frying pan and flinging it at you, she drops to her knees, undoes your pants and get's Capt. Winkies attention.
If you were getting laid at home 3 times a week, tell me what sort of difference you would be able to show in yourself and your marriage. And that's 3 times a week from your WIFE, smartass.... and not boring sex either, really fun at least 30 min session full out fuck.
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What fucking planet does this exist on?
1. I'd have to ask myself whether or not she's going for a full or partial Bobbit and have the frying pan ready so she could discover what next week looks like in 5 seconds.
2. I'd be afraid to find out what the total cost would be in order for the second paragraph to actually happen.