For once lets talk about "the worst"

[BobsAlias]

I LUV CUM!!! In me/on me/on my girl partners/and even down the hatch!! yummm![/QUOTE]

I LOVE watching a woman cum. That's my greates turn on. I want it running down my chin while I'm lapping it up.

Oh yeah... things we don't like. I'm against messing with my nipples too.

[searchthelimits]

I can understand why someone might feel giving head or eating while doing 69 is difficult when being distracted, but remember that sometimes it is the accumulation of all the sensations that will result in an orgasm. For me, tasting and the smelling a pussy while feeling the woman squirm can make up for anything less that a perfect blow job. In fact, if a woman converts to a HJ when she is truly enjoying my efforts, I won't mind one bit. Normally it means there is only seconds until I blow. So don't worry if you are giving your very best service, the combinations of things will more than offset any decline in quality.

[Guest013121]

Lol! Funny answers. Let's see..... I think I hate fingers in my butt. I just dont get why men want to put their finger up my poopshooter, then touch my face and body or play with my hair. Lol!! Huge turn off. HUGE! And I hate it! Eeewwwww

[BigMikeinKC]

69 isn't really my thing either for the very reasons you mentioned, Angel.

I like LFK and DFK, but I hate having a tongue shoved so far down my throat that my tonsils are getting cleaned. There is an art to kissing.

[MoBully]

Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

I like LFK and DFK, but I hate having a tongue shoved so far down my throat that my tonsils are getting cleaned. There is an art to kissing.

Agreed and I hate when you're kissing and they act like they're sword fighting you with their tongue. Had a provider use that same move on a CBJ. ????Are you bitch-slapping my Johnson with your tongue?

[dirty dog]

Worst hmmmm......... dirty sanchez

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by MoBully

Are you bitch-slapping my Johnson with your tongue?

Holy shit that's funny! Haha

[vitokc]

Bad hygene.
Animals. I love them but not on me or sniffing me
during sex with the owner.
Talking on phone. A massage provider once talked on
her phone while she jacked me off.
Fake moaning, that oh baby crap. Just shut up and do it.

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

FIV which is why I haven't allowed it in a long time and don't plan on "bringing it back". I had enough of enough people trying to jam not one but sometimes 2 fingers at a time up my vagina within 20 seconds of the "main events" beginning (AND I mean jam .... while i'm big girl I don't have a big pussy lol) . Like i'm instantly supposed to be dripping wet as soon the very little clothes I have on in the first place come off and your fingers are gonna slide right in. Yeah sure (smh). No FIV for you!

[AllThisMeat]

haha... I love this post! You guys have some great answers!

As for me, I have a list as well. I don't like girls playing with my nipples. For me, you might as well be playing with my elbow. Not only is it not a turn on, it is kind of annoying.

Also, don't do the sneaky pinky on me... I don't need my taint massaged, nor do I want you to put a finger in my ass when you're having a tough time getting me to cum.

Another worst, women who don't listen... if I'm quiet during a BJ... whatever you're doing isn't working. If I give you some direction on what to do, follow it... I'm doing it for your benefit and mine.

The Giraffe. Have you ever seen a giraffe take a drink of water? They spread their legs as wide as they can to get low to the ground. Now, I'm not the tallest guy in the world but, if you're doing doggy style and you start to do the Giraffe and your ass is inches above the mattress, you make it hard to get in there at any angle which will make it enjoyable.

And speaking of doggy style... some girls don't know how to arch their back... they do the Camel. If you look like a camel, you're doing it wrong... it needs to be ass high, back low, and face down.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

I like LFK and DFK, but I hate having a tongue shoved so far down my throat that my tonsils are getting cleaned. There is an art to kissing.

There's an art to all the hobby fun, longer playtimes allow the art to be fully enjoyed.

[KCSmutMonkey]

Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

I have to agree Angel. 69 is distracting and not very sexy imho.

I don't know. I have this general rule of thumb that a face full of muff makes any situation better.

[royamcr]

NO BITING on me. Suck and kiss all you want though. lol

69 works on some girls but sometimes it can be "suffocating"? lol Gotta get in the right positions with pillows to make it enjoyable also.

CBJs are the worst though I had this one girl that had a mouth like sand paper. CBJ would have been better with her.

Continuing to vigorously suck while CIMing. Be gentle and don't move please or I might have to pull out and squirt in your nose or eye.

One thing I hate is a girl asking what a guy likes. If a girl is heavily reviewed I usually just want what the other guys in the reviews had. At least it would be a start.

Worst also is a girl that doesn't know how to get things started for an appt. A BJ is always an acceptable starting point, no guy is gonna say no to that.

If her nether regions smell like lube, latex, armpits or ass, she needs to bath a little better... I am sure the girls on here have their stinky guy stories though...

[malwoody]

I don't like it when she falls asleep during DATY......!!!!!!!!!

Here lately I've gained some valuable tips though...and I'm hoping with this new found knowledge and enough caffeine...I won't have to keep turning the music up next time..

[bluegrana]

I don't like it when she tries to peel the skin of my d**k with her teeth