Classic Sexy Movie Quotes

[LuckJack]

That older woman was Director Rob Renner's Mother in a cameo.

Can't remember if it was Animal Crackers but Groucho Marx had two sexy lines that pushed the limits.

"You don't know how good you have it in school, going to the Principal"s office and getting a spanking from a stern middle aged woman...stuff you have to pay good money for now"

"A man that thinks he can see through a woman is missing a lot"

[~Ze~]

PUSSY!!!!!!

By Angelina in "Some Guy and Mrs. Smith"...

[TexasT]

"I like pink very much, Lois."

[birdiemaker59]

Michael Douglas. in reply to "How was it?" " It was the fuck of the century" referring to Sharon Stone

[phildo]

"Get on your knees, put your ass in the air and don't move until I say to".

Jack Nicholson in "The Two Jakes"

[maxim_232]

Some of my favorite Madeline Kahn quotes include:

"So, is that a 10 gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?" - Blazing Saddles

"Oh Bob, do I have any openings this man might fit?" - History of the World

[T-Can]

The best recent one from Black Dynamite:

*Talking to a chick in his bedroom:
Black Dynamite: Yeah yeah, mama. Now you could hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no never mind. Now that's your bag baby, you can go, or you could come. Can you dig it?

The movie is funny and here are some more quotes that are funny: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190536/quotes

technicallygeek: I liked your quote from Army of Darkness - that's one of my favorite movies!

[Guest030617]

My favorite movie.....Pretty woman


Edward Lewis: You can't charge me for directions!
Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.

Vivian: I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

[CenterLock]

Originally Posted by babydollsnow

My favorite movie.....Pretty woman


Edward Lewis: You can't charge me for directions!
Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

These two are priceless.

Used the first one (not directions, but instructions) on a client who wouldn't listen beforehand.

Love the second, but girls keep tryin' the seduction thing. Go figure.

[mmcqtx]

Sheriff: "You, my room 10 o'clock. You there, 10:30.....bring a friend."

Robin Hood (the Kevin Costner one)

Concierge: I don't believe it! Wretched, wretched girl! What have you done to my Exsexive Machine?! You've undone it! You've undone me! Look! The energy cables are shrinking! You've turned them into faggots! You've— you've burned out the Exsexive Machine! You've blown all its fuses!
Barbarella: [sighing] My goodness!

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

'I couldn't fuck a gorilla'...

Steve Martin in The Man With 2 Brains.

[Rcoop361]

Space Cowboys
(Donald Sutherland) Jerry O'Neill: It all depends on the woman and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply of orgasms.

Frank Corvin: This is Jerry O'Neill.
Sara Holland: No nickname for you?
Jerry O'Neill: You can call me
[kisses her hand]
Jerry O'Neill: anytime.

[Guest032516]

Originally Posted by smoothsinger

"I'll have what she's having" - When Harry Met Sally. The line is spoken by an older female customer in the restaurant where Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) are sharing a meal. Harry challenges Meg to prove that she could fool him with a fake orgasm and she obliges...in public!

Bit of trivia - the older woman who delivered the line was the mother of Rob Reiner, the director.

OOOPS! I just noticed LuckJack made this point above. Didn't mean to steal your thunder.

[Torito]

Woody Harrelson--Cowboy Way
"Women. You can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em."

Of course, that's not true. I shoot 'em all the time. Whenever I have the money.

Torito

[TonyStark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpiPs9IZkz8

Greatness!!