La 'COUGAR'-racha!

[phildo]

I think true cougars just need somebody to eat their p*ssy until they scream stop so they can stop dragging their fake tan assses around Frisco with theit tits half hanging out of juniors department clothes like attention deprived tarts. Which they are.

Sexy, "mature" (which seems to be over 28 these days) providers are not to be pigeonholed with these sex starved but unwilling to go deep suburbanites. Otherwise we'd all be at Target in Frisco offering to eat p*ssy and getting all we could stand for free.

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by fawn

Yep, that sounds like me...

Originally Posted by Spikebaby

My monkey wants one of those purses!!!!!!!

Spikebaby

let's see, ....
1. print out two copies of fawn's post on nice glossy photo paper.

2. get scissors and cut the purse images out very very carefully.

3. duct tape the purse images to both sides of that purse i saw in the window of the 2nd hand store i saw on the way to work today.

4. carefully wrap the purse in cougar print tissue paper and tie with cougar print ribbon.

5. transport it carefully back to dallas.

6. make appt to consult w/ spikebaby.

7. give spikebaby's monkey the package.

8. watch spikebaby gush over me for what a sweetie i am.

8. let spikebaby show me her appreciation.



well, a guy can dream - can't he???


susan mc bride's website http://www.susanmcbride.com/index.html
book summary and reading club guide.
http://www.harpercollins.com/author/...e=readingGuide

does Kat's statement ring true w/ anyone??

"If you don't live each day like it's your last and wake up every morning excited about what you're doing, for God's sake, move on. It's never too late to find your passion."

[Hobbyfun]

I understand the Cougar concept and the age difference is 10 to 20 years older, but what do you call a women if the man is already 50 to 55 that would make her 60 to 65 and is there any providers that age out here providing??

Not looking for anyone that age just asking.

And since the ladies are Cougars when they go after a man 10 to 20 years younger,
A man that goes after a girl that is 10 to 20 years younger is called a Pervert shouldn't he be called a Lion?

[Brandee69]

Yes we do!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spikebaby]

Mr Delites,

What a sweet thought...... NOW....the next time you stop by you are going to get a nice "slingshot" from my monkey


Spikebaby
The Original Jenna of Dallas

[pmdelites]

omfu, what have i wrought!!! :^) :^ :^)

oh yeah, karma!

[TexTushHog]

I profess no particular knowledge of what "Cougar" may actually mean in popular culture as popular culture is a subject that I'm blissfully ignorant of. That being said, I suspect that the age difference between Caitlyn and the 21 year old kid at the gas station may account for his somewhat jaundiced view of what age a lady should obtain before being assigned the moniker "cougar."

[Caitlyn]

Yes!! The age difference, was hmm, let's see... I'm mid 30s's.. so y'all can do the math.

[txcwby6]

30. But since I've always been attracted to mature women (not talkin' AARP!) that have an aura of maturity, confidence in bed, aren't afraid to tell a man what makes her engine roar and enjoys an ocassional restful night's sleep after some hot monkey sex I'm a bit prejudiced towards cougars.

[elgato111]

Originally Posted by Torito

Much of my life I have enjoyed women older than me. Now, if they are older than me, they are dead.

I look for something a little younger.

Torito

Same here. In the olden days a sexy 45 year old woman was just my cup of tea since I was in my late 20s. Now a 45 yo is still good but it takes me longer to enjoy her, which is good too.

[jacobmccandles]

Hey Sugarbutt!

Well Cougars, in my mind, are over 35, so you are safe. For that matter, you are all youngsters to me.....now caitlyn and spikebaby, go to my room!

[Lauren Lane]

Cougars 35 - 45
Jaguars 45 - 55
Sabre Tooth Tigers 55 and beyond


In the writing of this fictional timeline no animals, children, wine or gender/race/age based groups were harmed intentionally

[phildo]

Well, at least the wine is safe....

55 and beyond appears to be an extinct species...c'mon, gramma porn stars, show yourselves!

[pmdelites]

if the few GILFs i know are as sexy in 5 yrs as they are now,
all i can say is i better watch out!!! and eat my wheaties!



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