Word play

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by am-a-pleaser

I like it when she's sweet n little.

I have english ancestry, so I also enjoy a wet london rayne.

Good one

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

[London Rayne]

I was going for take out, when she asked me to rent a copy of "Insider."

I see you're Irish, but would you like some Italian Enya? Stupid guy line lol.

[am-a-pleaser]

Seven days in bed with a provider makes one week.

[Sweet N Little]

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

[ClairJordan]

I just laughed my way through this whole thread. Great way to start a Monday!

Tequila: helping women lower their standards for generations!

[I B Hankering]

What did the Greek tailor tell his assistant?

Euripides! Eumenides!

[Sisyphus]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

What did the Greek tailor tell his assistant?

Euripides! Eumenides!

Ba dump bump! He'll be here all week...try the veal!

[NAKEDFUN4US]

at times...ya' just can't help but love the military.

"as you was, before you wasn't as you is now"

Bill Murray.."Stripes"

"bomb 'em back into the stone age"

Curtis LeMay...

"how do you know the difference between them and the women and children?....
..............."ya' don't lead 'em as much"

huey door gunner-"Platoon"


"fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity..."

New Year's eve..1970..
what a totally stoned completely FUBAR hippy said to me after the 1st eve home from 9 weeks of infantry training at Fort Poke,LA ... after seeing movie "Woodstock" at mall.
After 9 weeks of unmitigated hell at Ft.Puke ....
I really couldn't disagree

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Sisyphus

Ba dump bump! He'll be here all week...try the veal!

Actually it was a combination of your Avatar and someone else’s post that brought it to mind. I thought you’d like it. Veal instead of ham? Not tonight. Didn't I ever tell ya I was from Nebraska?

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by WTF

It's cunnilingus or as we American's like to say, ''cunning linguistics'', a mere play on words.



'I would like it infrequently,’ she replied.


infrequently or in frequently.....one word or two, change the meaning from a frigid beeeeatch to my kinda woman!

oh cool, got it, thanks for explanation

[Sisyphus]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Actually it was a combination of your Avatar and someone else’s post that brought it to mind. I thought you’d like it. Veal instead of ham? Not tonight. Didn't I ever tell ya I was from Nebraska?

Great...now I'm an accomplice! Or, is that an accessory after the fact?

[Guest083011]

Heard on Cartalk this weekend:
What's the difference between an airline pilot and a pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.

[Guest050715-1]

Would you rather have a rose on your piano or tulips on your organ?

[ECCIETEXAS]

The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.