does it really taste that bad?

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by MsElena

No CIM for me, sorry. Unless you wanna snowball afterwards. hahahaha

There's always a catch

[John Bull]

Hey Burk, that gives a whole new meaning to taking one for the team.

[burkalini]

Sorry John the team is on it's own on this one

[roboy25]

Hell, I say let's try a scientific study...you girls up for that??? We can have several test guys on specially developed diets and check the taste factor the next day!!! Any volunteers???

and you know scientific studies generally take several months with specific time frames and measurements!!!

[burkalini]

I think the Nebraska area needs more completers. Too many JTC and at best CIM. When I read the other areas there are alot of providers that complete the deal. Well there are a few around here so let's raise the glass to them

[Guest121212]

I'd fall into the "completer" category . . . depending on my mood, I have no problem satisfying my primal urge to swallow (although this is NOT anywhere near 100% of the time - closer to 25% - and it has NOTHING to do with my partner, it is completely "in my head" - I'm a moody bitch sometimes). But, finishing in my mouth with a discreet deposit is always okay! NOTE - as a disclaimer, I need to mention that this is in my personal life, for which no money is exchanged.

I agree with Omahan's advice. In my expereince, fresh fruit does the trick! And, Elena may be on to something with the pineapple!

Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your secretions sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" (if that is a word) quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars in your semen. Parsley, wheat-grass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them and they are typically eaten raw.

At the same time, one might also limit intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are, well, gross tasting when expelled. And vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage (duh), kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste VERY bitter. Strongly spiced dishes, like curries, can also carry their flavors over into your semen. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too often. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet. But it's something to keep in mind - if you're planning on getting head from me after dinner, you WILL want to skip the asparagus for 24 hours prior.

Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Some, like the pineapple juice, can work more quickly.

Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery semen can be unappetizing. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen; being dehydrated can make your semen thicken or get stringy. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume and better consistency, probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum, but I've tried this with partners and IMHO there is no difference.

I have found this recipe works WONDERFULLY and gentlemen that drink this four to six hours ahead of my dropping to my dirty little knees will be assured that I'll have as great a time as they will:

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen (important - freeze it)
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp cinnamon (REAL cinnamon - Google it)
1/4 tsp nutmeg (the REAL stuff - grind it off the "nut")
1/2 tsp vanilla extract (again, the real stuff, not the cheap Wal-Mart crap)
2 TBS honey (or more to taste)
Optional ingredients: 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheat-grass juice (up to 2)
Throw in a couple of drops of vitamin B12 if you've got it handy!

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Add ice if you like to get it to the consitency you would like (or to stretch it throughout several hours by thinning it) - Drink.

Refrigerate any remaining smoothie immediately.

PS - burkalini, raise a glass to me (or anyone else you like) but know that most all of us ladies prefer to take it straight from the tap, and not in a glass . . when it cools, well, um . . . yuck. Some things are truly meant to be savored warm.

Sweet dreams!

Kisses,

- Jackie

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by jackie@sintropolis

I'd fall into the "completer" category . . . depending on my mood, I have no problem satisfying my primal urge to swallow (although this is NOT anywhere near 100% of the time - closer to 25% - and it has NOTHING to do with my partner, it is completely "in my head" - I'm a moody bitch sometimes). But, finishing in my mouth with a discreet deposit is always okay! NOTE - as a disclaimer, I need to mention that this is in my personal life, for which no money is exchanged.

I agree with Omahan's advice. In my expereince, fresh fruit does the trick! And, Elena may be on to something with the pineapple!



Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your secretions sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" (if that is a word) quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars in your semen. Parsley, wheat-grass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them and they are typically eaten raw.

At the same time, one might also limit intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are, well, gross tasting when expelled. And vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage (duh), kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste VERY bitter. Strongly spiced dishes, like curries, can also carry their flavors over into your semen. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too often. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet. But it's something to keep in mind - if you're planning on getting head from me after dinner, you WILL want to skip the asparagus for 24 hours prior.

Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Some, like the pineapple juice, can work more quickly.

Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery semen can be unappetizing. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen; being dehydrated can make your semen thicken or get stringy. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume and better consistency, probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum, but I've tried this with partners and IMHO there is no difference.

I have found this recipe works WONDERFULLY and gentlemen that drink this four to six hours ahead of my dropping to my dirty little knees will be assured that I'll have as great a time as they will:

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen (important - freeze it)
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp cinnamon (REAL cinnamon - Google it)
1/4 tsp nutmeg (the REAL stuff - grind it off the "nut")
1/2 tsp vanilla extract (again, the real stuff, not the cheap Wal-Mart crap)
2 TBS honey (or more to taste)
Optional ingredients: 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheat-grass juice (up to 2)
Throw in a couple of drops of vitamin B12 if you've got it handy!

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Add ice if you like to get it to the consitency you would like (or to stretch it throughout several hours by thinning it) - Drink.

Refrigerate any remaining smoothie immediately.

PS - burkalini, raise a glass to me (or anyone else you like) but know that most all of us ladies prefer to take it straight from the tap, and not in a glass . . when it cools, well, um . . . yuck. Some things are truly meant to be savored warm.

Sweet dreams!

Kisses,

- Jackie

Ok Jackie you just went up in my book

[tungitwell]

All this talk has made me in the mood to search out a BJ today. Although the last minute spur of the moment stuff never works out for me.

[burkalini]

There is nothing better than a great blow job

[bustycici]

also guys drinking beer and smoking a lot, and eating out all the time can make for a very very bad taste .. I like Jackie's recipe sounds very interesting I think I am going to have to save that