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02-20-2015, 11:57 AM
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02-20-2015, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: May 5, 2014
Location: Ft. Worth
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Tell her that you were the customer and I was out earning some money on the side for a surprise present for her. Include that my IOP really sucked and I was not in to it.
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02-20-2015, 01:26 PM
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Join Date: Jan 6, 2010
Location: Dallas
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I'd have died a happy death what with my dick hard and inside the mouth of a talented woman. To the point, if this is a XXX version of Ghost, I'd prefer someone to tuck my happy penis back in my slacks, pull the grin off my face, take a washcloth to my pussy-juiced face, and allow my wife the fantasy that I wasn't having sex with a Provider.
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02-20-2015, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 28, 2010
Location: Dallas TX
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Death by killer BJ.
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I have been dying to visit you BUT you might actually kill me. lol
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02-20-2015, 01:52 PM
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Location: Dallas
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I'm just curious, exactly what was he doing when he croaked? DATY, receiving a BJ, mish?
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02-20-2015, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 8, 2012
Location: Dallas
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Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
Okay.....
I rarely talk about this but I had a guy die during a session years ago. I guess my killer bj worked....hehehehehehehe
I didn't lie to the police what the deal was and it took 5 and half hours before they got him out of my apartment. It was cray cray all the way.
So my question to you is, if you kicked the bucket while banging a escort, what would you want her to tell your wife?
BTW...the M.E did give his wife my phone number. Lucky for me, she never called.
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If he is a regular....tell the wifey....He went put "DOING" someone...I mean something he loves... LOL...
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02-20-2015, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 6, 2010
Location: In the state of Flux
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Tell her that I told you that I love her, but just wanted to fuck you. She'd understand and I'd already be dead anyway.
When she hit 60 she said I probably wanted to trade her in for a younger woman. To which I responded, "why got through the hassle when I can rent one for an hour?". She found that oddly re-assuring. But still told me I'd better not.
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02-20-2015, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 3, 2009
Location: Plano Texas
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He died with a smile on his face. Being with a woman that actually did something for him. Love you girls.
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02-20-2015, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: Feb 1, 2010
Location: Arlington
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If I had a wife. Only. A private classified matter not to be discussed or disclosed. I am sorry for your loss.
Not having a wife, to my son or daughter: He was having fun and his obligations are fully satisfied. No further comment except i am sorry for your loss.
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02-20-2015, 07:56 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: East Texas
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Did you put his clothes back on. I've had this conversation with a lady friend of mine. I told her to put my clothes on and somehow get me in my truck.
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02-21-2015, 08:12 AM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: North texas
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I take Providers and fellow Hobbyests flying. Sometimes for fun, other times because they may have a fear of flying or want to know what it's like to fly in small planes. One day while flying a Provider asked me what would we say if we had an emergency or had to crash land. I thought about it for a second and thought "WTF would be said to the other parties families of who and why they were up together?" I told her that if something were to happen, if we survive, that you had paid me to take you up for a lesson or to try to get over your fear of flying.
A far less embarrassing reason than, "Her pimp shot me." or "A jealous B/F or Husband walked in on us."
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02-21-2015, 08:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 10, 2014
Location: Earth
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You say sorry please don't kill him over this...lol
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02-21-2015, 08:44 AM
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Join Date: Jun 4, 2012
Location: Freedonia
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I would like her to tell the truth to my wife. That truth involves her telling my wife that i told the provider many times how awesome of a person my wife is and how much i love her. It is the truth in my case.
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02-21-2015, 07:59 PM
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2014
Location: texas
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Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
Okay.....
I rarely talk about this but I had a guy die during a session years ago. I guess my killer bj worked....hehehehehehehe
I didn't lie to the police what the deal was and it took 5 and half hours before they got him out of my apartment. It was cray cray all the way.
So my question to you is, if you kicked the bucket while banging a escort, what would you want her to tell your wife?
BTW...the M.E did give his wife my phone number. Lucky for me, she never called.
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I don't have a good answer, but want to say that I think it is pretty damn cool that you are able to post this. Made me smile, thanks.
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02-21-2015, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2014
Location: texas
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Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
Okay.....
I rarely talk about this but I had a guy die during a session years ago. I guess my killer bj worked....hehehehehehehe
I didn't lie to the police what the deal was and it took 5 and half hours before they got him out of my apartment. It was cray cray all the way.
So my question to you is, if you kicked the bucket while banging a escort, what would you want her to tell your wife?
BTW...the M.E did give his wife my phone number. Lucky for me, she never called.
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I don't have a good answer, but want to say that I think it is pretty damn cool that you are able to post this. Made me smile, thanks.
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