The Official Humor Thread

[vicinms]

Especially good for BP and pimps!
https://menswomenshumor.wordpress.co...-in-las-vegas/

Some of you might've seen this SW hanging out in NOLA
https://fromthefoothills.files.wordp...s-a-hooker.jpg

[Road Lizard]

Gotta get this thing going again.


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This guy has got my vote!


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Follow up;


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I have got to do this next Christmas!



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I need to go to bed...

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[Carolina Girl Holly]

Good stuff!

1. I learned that 77 is better than "69"; you get "ate" more!

2. Little boy asked his dad what those dogs were doing, dad replied: making puppies. Little boy accidentally saw his parents making love, he asked his dad what he was doing to his mom; dad replied: making you a baby sister. Boy says you should have flipped her over, I want a puppy. lmAo

3. Granny gets up out of her rocker and goes over and slaps grandpa, he says what was that for? She says for fifty years of bad sex. He gets up and walks over and slaps granny; she says what was that for? He said "for knowing the difference."

[silverstar]

Thanks, CGH! That last one nearly made me choke on my drink :P