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Originally Posted by onehitwonder
Yeah but if you pee in it it turns green.......
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Originally Posted by boardman
Pee in the shower instead.
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Thats actually how this started... a Hobbyist who later became a stalker and got a lifetime ban ... hired a BP provider for outcall ... she showed up ... immediately asked where the bathroom was... came back and said she was afraid to use the toilet since it had "Blue Water" in it and had peed in his tub instead ... opened his 'fridge ... asked if he had any beer and before he could answer ... proceeded to dig thru the fridge until she found one ... based upon this promising start he decided to engage her in conversation ... he noted that "she couldn't even cuss right" ... saying her favorite expression was something to the effect of "Fuck Bush's Ass Shit" ... after which he stated there was some confusion about what she thought she was supposed to do and at what fee structure and shortly thereafter ... promptly bodily ejected her from the property... when asked if he was concerned he had invited this individual into his home replied, "Naw... I live in a gated community"
And there you have it... granted in my condition... I may have forgotten some details ... but that was the gist of it...