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Originally Posted by burkalini
I have been with a few of them. You over pay and they usually fuck worse than a regular provider. I had a session with Christy Canyon in the late eighties. Paid 900 for an hour. A lot of money then. She was lazy and a terrible fuck. I was in Vegas so the next day I called up a local and she fucked my brains out. Not worth it.
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I used to live in orlando and there was a nude bar a very famos one called club juana .
I drove by that place every day didnt matter if i was going there are to work OBT is OBT .
Any way the sign said Cristy canyon and the date she would be there .
Date comes i get there 730 pm ,Iam sitting at a table its not crowded and what i thought was the house mom at the time comes and asks if she can sit with me ,
Some 20 minutes later after talking about everything from brad a jens baby to clipping coupons for win dixie she asks so what brought you out tonight ?
I go into my love and fap affair of cristy canyon and how i have all her movies how my shop is covered in her nude photos and ETC ETC
How i cant wait to meet her i wonder what she is really like ETC ETC .
DAM BUBBA IF SHE DOESNT STAND UP AND GO WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I,AM?????
I SAY THE HOUSE MOM SOME CLUB SCOOTER CHIC HOW THE HELL Am I SUPPOSE TO KNOW ???
Then i say you better not scare of Cristy is she here yet ???
Do i have to even say who she was ???
CRISTY CANYON
She didnt tell me the DJ lowered the lights about a hour later and brought her to the stage and --------------------------------------------------------
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I have not fapped to her ever sense !!!
I did throw her a fifty on the stage and hung my head low as i walked out in shattered fap dom .
I went to caberat down the road ended up parking my car in the ditch got busted by local pd for no DL they impounded my Turbo Supra and as i called RANGER SURETY to come extract my ass .
I have to give longwood a shout out as much shit as i threw at them they never ever not once wrote me a DWI .
The old sarg said he just didnt have the heart to pick on the mentaly challenged .
Called me a idiot savant with out the savant .
I know rambled
Forget about it !!!