Sadly, my time has come to retire from this fantasy hobby.

[Guest081519]

Good bye, Sir. It was always fun reading your posts. Just remember that if you get boted, you can always come back.

[Pepper_Springfield]

Sad to see u go! Good luck in everything you do! You are one of the nicest people I have ever met! Farewell and take care!

[latinalover]

good luck woody! always enjoyed your post wish you the best my freind

LL

[FootLong]

Good luck to you! Not everyone can say they lived life to the fullest, as we hobby folk are able to do. You were a good contributor here. Take care.

[Marcus78]

Take care Woody. May you enjoy many wonderful years after you leave this hobby!

[sanantonioman37]

Take care Woody, you definitely left a mark on this board and our little community here. You will be missed.
God Bless, and sweet horizons for you.

[Sonya Playmate]

Hi, woody you will be missed! I'm glad to rock your world one last time!
kiss kiss

Sonya

[JMcB]

Take Care and have FUN in your retirement from the hobby world. Liked reading your reviews. You will be missed.

[WetVelvetSAT]

Originally Posted by Woody Cialis

Three things start to go when you get old. One is your memory……and I …..ahh….. forget the other two.

Sadly, my time has come to retire from this fantasy hobby. The writing has been on the wall for some time, but I suppose I have been in denial. Even with my new Tri-focal glasses…..I just can NOT see as well as I use to. I stopped driving at night years ago….now daytime driving is getting difficult.

The Alzheimer’s disease has gotten worse too. At first the meds helped…now I am not so sure. Plus….my cardiologist used to say that sex was good exercise…...he knows the Mrs. .….so I suppose he figured the sex could not have been THAT physical. When I told him about all the young 20, 30, 40 and 50 year old women I have been seeing… .. he about blew up! “What are you trying to do….KILL YOUR SELF?” Then he laughed and said. “But I guess that would be a great way to go.”

The hobby has been really good to me. I started way late in life….so if you are on the fence thinking about doing this….do NOT wait until you are old like me. I would like to thank a few people, sorry if I have left anyone out.

PromDate….I always appreciated all those PMs.

Gary Vee….loved those reviews and comments via PM.

John Rock…my hero…I always knew if he liked someone….I would like them too. LOL….I'm not sure John liked….or would have liked some of the more mature women that I saw but…. WALDT.

DennisRN, he always made sure that I saw things from another prospective. I learned more from him than he realizes. I knew if I ever needed sound advice I could count on him.

And Mokoa, he has a thankless job….but someone has to do it….and I am glad he does.

For all the fine ladies……too many to thank…but let me name a few that my Alzheimer’s brain still remembers.

Kennedy and LikkiNikki….the only two women that ever got me to pop twice in one hour….in the last 30 years or so. Damn…you guys are hot!

Heatherone…..if I was 40 years younger….I would have asked her to marry me! My heart about gave out every time I went to visit her. Once she almost dialed 911 because I looked so bad after going up all those steps. I finally wised up and just left an oxygen bottle at her place so I could use it as soon as I went through the door. LOL…..had to use it again after she used me up…just to get down the stairs and go home. She could make me hard even when I didn’t take the Cialis. Amazing!

Pepper….. I am always grateful that I saw you first. What a great introduction to the hobby. Thanks for telling me it is okay to be old in this hobby.

Goldie….thanks….we had a great time….thanks for making me laugh.

Sonya…so shy and innocent at first…then a love starved Tigress. You are the classiest young lady that I know. I’m surprised…and glad, you didn’t turn into some billionaire’s sugar baby. LOL…but traveling in a private jet and hanging around Monaco might have been fun….don’t you think?

Finally to both Sonya and Heather…..thanks for believing that I will see the light at the end of the tunnel. I am very grateful.

Back in the 60s, The Doors sang this song….it still haunts me…..

This is the end
Beautiful friend,
This is the end
My only friend the end,
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end,
I’ll never look into your eyes again….the end.

So until I…..” Break on Through to the Other Side”…..have a good one.

BYE! Buy! Bi, by

I'm sorry that the new ladies don't get a chance to meet you.....I must say....you're cool in my book!

Sincerely,
Wet

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by Woody Cialis

Sadly, my time has come to retire from this fantasy hobby.

When I told .my cardiologist about all the young 20, 30, 40 and 50 year old women I have been seeing… .. he about blew up! “What are you trying to do….KILL YOUR SELF?” Then he laughed and said. “But I guess that would be a great way to go.”

Woody, far be it from me to question the advice of someone as learned as a Fucking Cardiologist, but if he's suggesting that's, "the way you should go", then don't you think that you might ought to listen to him? He's a freakin' Professional, for crying out loud.

He knows what's best for you and he said to "keep throwing stick!".
..but what the hell does he know, right?

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.


Well, it's ultimately, your call but I hate to see you leave, Woodie. You were one of the very, very, few people in/around the San Antonio Hobby sandbox whose never publicly lobbed an F-bomb into my direction...or cursed at me....and for that, I Thank You Woodie! Guys like you are tough to come by...

You were alright and I enjoyed your contributions.

Just know that if you do, in fact, leave, and since you failed to mention me, I'm taking your fucking parking spot! heh!

Wishing you all the best in health, wealth and happiness, Woodie Cialis,


Sincerely,
SofaKingfun

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[Guest080312-1]

Farewell, my friend.

My thoughts and feelings are best expressed in this poem by Dylan Thomas -- whose birthday, I just discovered, falls on the same month/day as mine. (How freaky is that?)

Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night

by Dylan Thomas

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

[KlassyKelliAnn]

Woody! I will miss you! I am so sad to see you go my friend. I will never forget the enthusiasm when you came to visit. It was a great pleasure to have met and know you. I wish you the best in your many relaxing years to come. And if you change your mind and come back- know that we will be here.

You are such a sweet and kind person and I have no doubts that you will be just fine. Take good care dear friend.

Most Sincerely,
Kelli Ann Preston
XOXO

[1simplechef]

Such class. Never knew you sir but take care.

[LeLana]

Woody I'm going to miss you hun, I will keep you in my prayers!

[zammae]

What a wonderful farewell note. It is ok to come out of retirement from time to time! Good luck to you!