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07-14-2015, 09:46 AM
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Join Date: Apr 13, 2010
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Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
Although great DATY has the power to make me oblivious to almost any distraction... I could almost miss an earthquake.
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I sure wish we could test out that theory...
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07-14-2015, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by BabyDallass
Oh, and when housekeeping knocks on the door, Like damnnnn right when I was about to cum, I hear...Housekeeping....Like go away lady, you see the "Do not disturb" sign on the door and they still knock anyways.
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This is why I prefer a private residence...because most of my encounters are mid morning, when the hotel/motel is crawling with housekeepers.
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07-14-2015, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 19, 2013
Location: Touring Arkansas | Missouri | Kansas | Oklahoma
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My ECCIE Reviews
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Body odor, bad breath, just plain out nasty in general
Guys with bad breath are the main ones that want to be all in your face 100% of the time
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07-15-2015, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Arkansas
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I recently tried to have an FBSM and the massage provider took a phone call while massaging me and continued to try and massage me with just one hand, holding the phone with her other hand. She talked for about 15 minutes with no signs of stopping, so without saying anything, I just got up, redressed, threw some money on the table, and walked out.
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07-15-2015, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Hell, Arkansas
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When the lady tries to talk like we're making a porno. "Oooh baby, fuck that pussy! I love your big hard cock!" You don't have to pretend I'm Captain Long Dong Silver to satisfy me. I'm happy to have a lady in the room with me and not laughing at me naked.
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07-15-2015, 10:32 AM
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Location: springdale, ar
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maybe the only way she can not laugh?
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07-15-2015, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Mar 29, 2012
Location: springdale, ar
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Originally Posted by notequiteatroll
maybe the only way she can not laugh?
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i didn't just mean at you. just in general.
maybe it's part of her game face for everybody.
didn't mean to come across insulting there.
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07-15-2015, 11:04 AM
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Join Date: Oct 24, 2013
Location: Little Rock, AR
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Originally Posted by 2wheels2fun
When the lady tries to talk like we're making a porno. "Oooh baby, fuck that pussy! I love your big hard cock!" You don't have to pretend I'm Captain Long Dong Silver to satisfy me. I'm happy to have a lady in the room with me and not laughing at me naked.
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Uhh, who is this provider? I want her number!
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07-15-2015, 11:36 AM
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Location: northwest arkansas
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I don't mind TV being on but not church or RAP
Don't know which is worse. I've experienced both
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07-15-2015, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: May 16, 2013
Location: Central Arkansas
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Other than the sounds I hope to hear the lady making, anything other than some soft, easy jazz or easy listening music is too much for me. Diana Krall type music comes to mind. On the rare occasions I have hosted, I've used those artists to help set the right GFE atmosphere. It seems to work. But a lady that is not afraid to let you know you are hitting her sweet spots (or at least making you believe you are) is still the best kind of music to my ears.
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07-15-2015, 08:43 PM
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What about when they don't bother to knock, use the pass key and jam the door into the chain stop?? :-)
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07-15-2015, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
Aggressive maids banging on the door is a bad one. Obnoxious, screaming kids running down the hallway, also.
Although great DATY has the power to make me oblivious to almost any distraction... I could almost miss an earthquake.
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I need a refresher course and possibly an advanced tutorial when you get back to NWA.
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07-16-2015, 07:55 AM
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Join Date: Apr 13, 2010
Location: Comfort of the South
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Was just reminded of a couple more...dogs whining and scratching on the door they are closed out by, services provided in the front room with only a too-soft couch and the scratchy fiber carpet to lay on, provider who can tilt her hips in CG so as to not allow you deep penetration then refusing to move to mish...
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07-17-2015, 01:13 AM
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Join Date: Mar 31, 2014
Location: Wherever I hang my hat
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HATE the tv, and don't even think about touching your cell phone unless you tell me ahead of time that you're dealing with a situation. I had a provider hand me a cover one time as we were getting ready for the main event, then swap a few texts while I put it on. That was lovely.
And ArrDevel, you gotta get over that dog, pal. 😄
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07-17-2015, 01:22 AM
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BANNED
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What about when they don't bother to knock, use the pass key and jam the door into the chain stop?? :-)
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Yeah, what is that?? Maids that think it's ok to just barge in without so much as even a knock first. That makes me so angry!!
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