PSA: female ejaculation

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

note the lack of gender in post ... Sir

Hahaha gentleman's a tad sensitive

Someone nominates me for best throat I'm not running to my mod friends whining

Ir was a very educated guess as he had been dry humping me pointing me out , a bit obsessive but that's what they do around here

Anyways I wouldn't be here typing like I can get a paid hooker off cause why would anyone care?
It would come off odd imo.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

Hahaha gentleman's a tad sensitive

Someone nominates me for best throat I'm not running to my mod friends whining

Ir was a very educated guess as he had been dry humping me pointing me out , a bit obsessive but that's what they do around here

Anyways I wouldn't be here typing like I can get a paid hooker off cause why would anyone care?
It would come off odd imo.

he seems on the side of, I like women to pee on me even if I have ta pay for it.
I not into it.

Of all the things I have seen at the AC, hook pissing on john on the stage was not one of them. "Whew".

When fucking, I've only had a lady piss on me 2 times that I know of LOL

[valkyra]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

Hahaha gentleman's a tad sensitive

Someone nominates me for best throat I'm not running to my mod friends whining

Ir was a very educated guess as he had been dry humping me pointing me out , a bit obsessive but that's what they do around here

Anyways I wouldn't be here typing like I can get a paid hooker off cause why would anyone care?
It would come off odd imo.

what in tarnation is your problem now lol. are you holding... a grudge... over an eccie nomination board.... lmfao
next time i'll make sure someone mentions your name. Gotta make sure nobody gets offended these days! Everyone is a winner, even in the hooker competitions!


fun fact about how escorts, companions, hookers, etc work: You aren't supposed to fixate on us. We're supposed to be here for your relaxation. Not so you can focus on us all the time, and bring it up on every board. One might even think... you liked me. Ick.

[rooster]

Originally Posted by valkyra

ew, your attitude.... let's correct that quick

You've likely not seen the flame-outs that have happened on this board in years past when this topic gets discussed.....

But it's early yet. There's still time for someone to flip out on this. People hate it when their dreams get trashed...

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[valkyra]

Originally Posted by rooster

You've likely not seen the flame-outs that have happened on this board in years past when this topic gets discussed.....

But it's early yet. There's still time for someone to flip out on this. People hate it when their dreams get trashed...

.

I mean, whatever. I explicitly said it smelled faintly like pee. and honestly now that I know how to do it, I'm going to make sure I *don't* make it happen because it really weakens a woman's system and whatever. Plus the clean-up. Interesting experience.
I won't go out of my way to push for it to happen again.

I'm still kind of young to this shit-show. Live and learn, right? Grab a helmet, jonballs is trying to be cool and funny right now

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by valkyra

what in tarnation is your problem now lol. are you holding... a grudge... over an eccie nomination board.... lmfao
next time i'll make sure someone mentions your name. Gotta make sure nobody gets offended these days! Everyone is a winner, even in the hooker competitions!

You got that out of my response to OCD ?

You think that whole exchange was anyway about you

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[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by valkyra

fun fact about how escorts, companions, hookers, etc work: You aren't supposed to fixate on us.Not so you can focus on us all the time, and bring it up on every board. One might even think... you liked me. Ick.

Focus on you, lol
I've seen the pics
Bring it up on every board? Lol how many boards am I on?
Fixate? Lol
Pull up All my fixation posts towards you
If your as confused as this thread then yah your misinterpreting alot

[lilylivered]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

Focus on you, lol
I've seen the pics
Bring it up on every board? Lol how many boards am I on?
Fixate? Lol
Pull up All my fixation posts towards you
If your as confused as this thread then yah your misinterpreting alot

Cant you get along with anyone?

[rooster]

Originally Posted by valkyra

....I explicitly said it smelled faintly like pee. and honestly now that I know how to do it, I'm going to make sure I *don't* make it happen because it really weakens a woman's system and whatever. Plus the clean-up. Interesting experience.....

Yup, you did say that. And it is cool you are being objective.

But I never heard anything that this "weakens a woman's system" or anything like that. It's pretty damn harmless overall. And there are boyz on here that will seek you out and pay you mightily for the skill! So I wasn't trying to talk you out of it. I really got nuthin against it. I just laugh at people who can't even find a clit thinkin that they are experts on anatomy and KNOW that it ain't pee....and they can find hundreds of web sites that confirm it.

It's kinda disappointing we ain't heard from any of em, ackshully...

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[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by lilylivered

Cant you get along with anyone?

I find Jon is one of the easiest to get along with in Upset NY

Originally Posted by CryptKicker

I've been with several providers that squirt. The real squinters it's not pee. There are some that actually pee and say it's squirting. You can smell the difference!

Originally Posted by rooster

Yup, you did say that. And it is cool you are being objective.

But I never heard anything that this "weakens a woman's system" or anything like that. It's pretty damn harmless overall. And there are boyz on here that will seek you out and pay you mightily for the skill! So I wasn't trying to talk you out of it. I really got nuthin against it. I just laugh at people who can't even find a clit thinkin that they are experts on anatomy and KNOW that it ain't pee....and they can find hundreds of web sites that confirm it.

It's kinda disappointing we ain't heard from any of em, ackshully...

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did ya miss a post Sir ????

Ahem not ta be a joy killer, BUT, when a male cums, at times some pee will come with it. Just like when a male pees after cumming some cum will came out with the pee. So when in a report guy states she swallowed every drop. its a lie or...
Its part of that "no matter how or how much ya shake n dance, that last few drops lands in you pants" thingy. Ahem if ya shake and dance to long, your playing with it DUH

A cum slut long ago told me with all the cum she has swallowed, I must have swallowed a gallon of pee by now. Yet she keep...

Guys, ya may get a bit with DATY also, so its AHEM a wash

[lilylivered]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I find Jon is one of the easiest to get along with in Upset NY

You must not get out much...

[winn dixie]

Crap on a cracker....ya'll gonna wake up the mods. They like to sleep in on sundays.

oh this is bad , very bad mojo

[Next Best Thing]

There should really be a JB appreciation thread.

[lilylivered]

Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

There should really be a JB appreciation thread.

Great idea

You, OCD and his mother will love it

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by lilylivered

You must not get out much...

not anymore, but not long ago... ops has been more than few.

anyways when out drinking, its always AWESOME when both Jon and NN are also out at the same place.

but I do believe you may not agree with me on that, mmm oh well



topic I may not look for it, but also don't fear pee