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Old 01-17-2010, 08:06 AM   #16
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Is there a mirror in your pants? Becaues I can see myself in them.

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Old 01-17-2010, 09:36 AM   #19
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My daughter got that one. Her reply was, "Sure, 1-800-GET-A-LIFE!"
That happened to my best friend years ago. But back then there was a number you could call for time/temperature in downtown Fort Worth. The girl wrote down that number and he called it that night to try and hook up with her. It was classic how pissed he was he had been taken!!!
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There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Your eyes are the same color as my Bentley
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Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Lets make like fabric softener and snuggle.

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