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pfmtony · 12-16-2013, 07:27 AM

Buy a couple of Ferraris, file for divorce, get a 12 bedroom house, and start my search for 11 of the hottest roommates on the planet, hire a full house staff, and let my employer know I'm only working part time now.....

My roomies would get full college scholarships too, and I'd have to donate to a bunch of worthy charities.

Souper · 12-16-2013, 08:01 AM

Find a Half hr. special

TexTushHog · 12-16-2013, 09:54 AM

1. Pay taxes.
2. Invest the remainder.
3. Take a trip to relax for a couple of weeks alone.
4. Return to Dallas to audition a few providers.
5. Rent a villa in the Caribbean an take the two best providers down for a couple of weeks.
6. Send providers 1 & 2 back after two weeks and send for 3 & 4.
Head back after a month. Return to step 3. Repeat.

mtabsw · 12-16-2013, 10:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6w5vgYVVmA

Bob the Nailer · 12-16-2013, 11:36 AM

Well, first, I wouldn't worry about taxes, because when the state writes a check for you, they also write one for the IRS to the tune of 20%........ then, I'd buy some acreage in southern Colorado and the Hill Country then live part of the year in Texas and the rest in Colorado. Erect a teepee in the woods close to my new house and relax by the fire. Pay off all my debts, make donations to all our nieces, families, then donate a large sum to my SO so she can travel the world while I rest in the mountains with random hot chicks.

Randall Creed · 12-16-2013, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LazurusLong

1. Send a suitable cash donation to the owners of this site to remove my entire posting history. With that kind of cash, you wouldn't need to worry about finding willing civilians of whatever variety you prefer to have fun with.

The only problem with this is that girls may try to hook you upon finding out that you have millions. You know the old saying about 'free' pussy. In this business, the last thing girls want to do is get pregnant, and once the hour, 2 hrs, half day or however long you need them, once that time is up, they're out the door. Civvie women may not want to leave, may try to become a GF or wife, and will start thinking of what they can do with your money. They're not going to want to leave when you're tired of looking at them.

2. Hire a personal chef and personal trainer. After hitting 50, I understand all too well now that getting these extra pounds off and in better shape is about a full time job and having assistance to do so is something I would do now if I had the extra income. True. This is true at 40 for me.

3. I sure as hell wouldn't move to some new high dollar location but I do know there would be some neighbors who would find their dreams of selling and moving fulfilled!!

4. Trust funds for my relatives school needs. And those funds would be set up to make sure they won't stress out over having to buy a house or vehicle. If I recall, it takes 10 vehicles to get a fleet order discount so that would not be an issue!

That's just a start.

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pmdelites · 12-16-2013, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TexTushHog

1. Pay taxes.
2. Invest the remainder.
3. Take a trip to relax for a couple of weeks alone.
4. Return to Dallas to audition a few providers.
5. Rent a villa in the Caribbean an take the two best providers down for a couple of weeks.
6. Send providers 1 & 2 back after two weeks and send for 3 & 4.
Head back after a month. Return to step 3. Repeat.

tex tush, i like your thinking.

after all taxes taken care of,
1. donate some to charitable organizations
2. use some to help folks i know who really could use the help.
3. donate some to organizations that help people get ahead [education, training, job skills, etc]
3. use some for family members
4. invest the rest in muni bonds - even w/ low interest rates, would be able to hobby and live w/out money issues for a long time.

remember cash option is about 1/2 of the listed prize.
so, dont count your loads before you cum.

NeedABreather · 12-16-2013, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Reacher

2 chicks at the same time.

"Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up too, because chicks dig dudes with money... Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do."

That is a great movie.

Guest092216 · 12-16-2013, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pfmtony

Buy a couple of Ferraris, file for divorce, get a 12 bedroom house, and start my search for 11 of the hottest roommates on the planet, hire a full house staff, and let my employer know I'm only working part time now.....

My roomies would get full college scholarships too, and I'd have to donate to a bunch of worthy charities.

Two things: if you get a divorce you have to split your lottery winnings three ways: 1/4th for you, 1/4th for your ex and 1/2 for the lawyers. NEVER GET DIVORCED WHEN YOU ARE RICH! Just keep her busy and pampered. Much less expensive.

The other is you are more likely to win the Texas Mega Millions than finding 11 smoking hot hookers who are genuinely interested in having a college education. Lol.

******

Since this is in coed I guess it needs to be hobby related so my TMM plan would be..........after donating large sums of money to high profile charities founded by celebrities, I'd kickoff a ruthlessly cunty campaign for a low-profile/high-influence political seat and win by an offensive lead bc of all my celeb endorsements.

This would now set the scene for my real agenda of carefully and cleverly executing a long term campaign aimed at educating Americans on the benefits of legalizing sex work. With all the money i keep directing to these celebrity owned charities, they will reciprocate with films and events that "bring awareness" to the sex-work industry. Should take about 20yrs all in all...so I'll need to design a ribbon too....

Maybe in my spare time I would campaign for term limits and a universal consumption tax too.

hawkweed · 12-17-2013, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Two things: if you get a divorce you have to split your lottery winnings three ways: 1/4th for you, 1/4th for your ex and 1/2 for the lawyers. NEVER GET DIVORCED WHEN YOU ARE RICH! Just keep her busy and pampered. Much less expensive.

The other is you are more likely to win the Texas Mega Millions than finding 11 smoking hot hookers who are genuinely interested in having a college education. Lol.

******

Since this is in coed I guess it needs to be hobby related so my TMM plan would be..........after donating large sums of money to high profile charities founded by celebrities, I'd kickoff a ruthlessly cunty campaign for a low-profile/high-influence political seat and win by an offensive lead bc of all my celeb endorsements.

This would now set the scene for my real agenda of carefully and cleverly executing a long term campaign aimed at educating Americans on the benefits of legalizing sex work. With all the money i keep directing to these celebrity owned charities, they will reciprocate with films and events that "bring awareness" to the sex-work industry. Should take about 20yrs all in all...so I'll need to design a ribbon too....

Maybe in my spare time I would campaign for term limits and a universal consumption tax too.

This is very detailed. I think I would just but a Ferrari, and when I am about to drive it off the lot, just redline it until the engine blows up and leave it there/walk away, just because I can.

pfmtony · 12-17-2013, 07:59 AM

THN shatters my dreams... I'm going to need make up sex to get over it.

Who said the 11 had to be hookers? I just need 1 to 3 to teach the others some marriage saving skills. See I would be providing a valuable service and training perfect wives for someone else

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Oh and I know all about the costs of divorce. That's why I'm never marrying again. This is it. That and I think monogamy is not a very realistic life goal. Hell richard gere cheated on.the hottest woman in the world at the time.

Guest092216 · 12-17-2013, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by pfmtony

Hell richard gere cheated on.the hottest woman in the world at the time.

Ya but I heard that gerbal was pretty anal. Can you blame him?

pfmtony · 12-17-2013, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Ya but I heard that gerbal was pretty anal. Can you blame him?

I totally blame him... He could've gone a way different path. I guess I'm crazy though since I'm only into women. I'm willing to try most anything with a woman at least once.

Even if I only get to keep 25% after taxes, I think I will be okay to fulfill my plan. That's a lot of scratch.

Guest092216 · 12-17-2013, 08:45 AM

But not after the divorce. You will be left with only 25% of 75%

Wise for you padwan is not...mmm hmm

TexTushHog · 12-17-2013, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob the Nailer

Well, first, I wouldn't worry about taxes, because when the state writes a check for you, they also write one for the IRS to the tune of 20%........ then, I'd buy some acreage in southern Colorado and the Hill Country then live part of the year in Texas and the rest in Colorado. Erect a teepee in the woods close to my new house and relax by the fire. Pay off all my debts, make donations to all our nieces, families, then donate a large sum to my SO so she can travel the world while I rest in the mountains with random hot chicks.

The gambling withholding on the W-2G is either 25% (or 28% is you do backup Sotho,ding). but that doesn't take care of all your taxes. You will ultimately owe 39.1% (assuming you have otherwise maxed out your income). Even if you have no other taxable income, with as payout this size, you tax burden will approach 39.1% in any event. This near to the end of the year, you would need to seek advice on withholding via a December estimate versus payment in April by looking at penalty issues, etc.