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Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot
Sorry, I'm still a little inebriated as I type this.
Monday night, a dancer who's entertained me before, approaches me. I am unable to accommodate her that night, but I tell her that I have a free night out on Wednesday and would like to see her then.
So I show up tonight, and, after about an hour, decide that my happiness for the evening shall come form alcohol rather than companionship. After my second Long Island Iced Tea, I get a text: "WYD". At the time I am getting this, shes 10 feet away, and, given my position at the bacj bar, impossible for hr to have missed me. I reply, "Watching you in someone 's lap. Been here more than an hour. Decided my day wasn't going to get any better so opted for getting drunk. About to leave. "
As usual, I could not draw the attention of anyone else who might have been willing to take two or three hundred dollars to pretend to like me for 20 minutes or so in VIP. But here's the problem: I've drunk too much to be able to arrive home without drawing ire. It's a situation that arises frequently. The only options I can think of are Holistic Hottie, Twin Peaks, or driving around until I am sober enough to show up at home.
Am I missing anything?
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Anytime I let some girl know that I'm going to the club to see her and she doesn't come find me, I just find another pretty girl to do table dances while she waits. Then the original chick can do doubles when she joins the party, as long as she likes to suck other girls titties and play with them.
If the original girl gets pissed off, no big deal plenty of other girls are available.
After I leave the club I hit an AMP if needed.
