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Originally Posted by Laura Lynn
Gross!!!! A gaping anything is nasty. Makes me fear that if they sit on a barstool, it might disappear.
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That reminds me of an oldie but goodie:
These three hookers walk into a bar.
The first one says "I had such a good night, I did business with 5 guys. Give me a long neck." She drank the beer and then shoved the empty bottle up her twat.
The second one said "Yeah well that's nothing. I did business with 10 guys. Give me a bottle of Jim Beam." She finished the bottle of Jim Beam and Stuck that up her twat.
The third one just smiled and slid down her barstool.